Sam Lerner: Is the "Goldbergs" star gay-teasing, coming out, or from a parallel world? With his tree-trunking dick and his boyfriend's butt
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Eldon Jones: Dancing Atreyu, drawing penguins, learning to snap, bringing gay promise. With nude co-stars and Patrick Swayze's bum
Eldon Jones as Cody, grandson of focus character Sam Cooper (Alfred Molina, right) , was the one bright spot in the overwhelming heterosexism of the Netflix paranormal series The Boroughs. While enduring the endless "My wife! My wife! My wife", it was a relief to check out the photos his mom posted of Eldon in feminine outfits, hanging with his gay brother, and attending Pride events. Maybe the kid is gay in real life, maybe not, but he provides a reminder that LGBT people exist, no matter how aggressively they are erased.
Eldon was born in 2011, son of Neal Jones, best known for Dirty Dancing (1987): he plays the "kind-hearted" Billy, who gets his cousin Johnny (Patrick Swayze, left) a job at the Borscht Belt resort, and introduces him to "dirty dancing."
The family lives in Albuquerque. Older brother Jax (middle) graduated from the University of New Mexico with a degree in fine arts in May 2026. Mom often posts photos of him and his boyfriend.
Eldon is in the front, and sister Marian, also an actor, is in the back of the sibling pile.
Eldon is remarkably accomplished.
A member of the permanent company of the National Dance Institute of New Mexico.
Studies piano at the New Mexico School of Music.
An artist, interested in penguin comics and watercolors.
A chef, baking bread and making soup for the family.
Literary. When they visited London, he checked out the bookstores (that's the first thing I look for, too). He was reading Herman Hesse at age 12.
I've read some Hesse (Siddhartha and Steppenwolf), but I never even heard of the book he's reading: Knulp, about a "carefree vagabond who lives outside societal rules."
And of course Eldon is an actor.
He started as a background player in three 2022 episodes of Walker: Independence, about a woman in the Old West searching for the guy who murdered her husband. Apparently there's a gay character.
Left: I couldn't find the gay guy in the cast list, but I found Jeff Pierre, who played Cameron Monaghan's boyfriend on Shameless.
More after the break
The shirtless parking valets: A shock of joy on "Suburgatory" on the night before Thanksgiving. With Mohr and Parker butts and a lot of bare chests
When I was growing up, you almost never saw a bare chest on tv. On the rare occasions when it happened -- Denny Miller surfs to Gilligan's Island, Ponch and Jon hit the beach on CHIPS, Kevin poses for an art class on Mr. Belvedere -- you felt an intense, palpable joy. Not desire so much as understanding. This is it, what we were made for. Beauty. Truth. The Eternal Masculine.
With the advent of cable and then streaming tv, nearly every actor took off his shirt frequently, and some even put their butts and cocks on display. And of course we can go online and see 100 naked men before breakfast. When you see it all the time, that shock of joy vanishes.
But it returned on Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011, the night before Thanksgiving, when Suburgatory aired Episode 1.8, "Thanksgiving."
Suburgatory (2011-14) starred Jeremy Sisto (left, showing his sausage) as George Altman, an architect who moves his teenage daughter Tessa (Jane Levy) from Manhattan to Chatswin, Connecticut. She is not pleased, but she tries to find some semblance of cool amid the Mean Girls, Dumb Jocks, and Ladies Who Lunch.
It was not our favorite show -- mostly women in the cast, a lot of heterosexism, and some low-key gay stereotyping -- but it aired between The Middle and Modern Family, so we had no choice.
Left: George's butt.
In Episode 1.8, it's Thanksgiving in Chatswin, and Tessa is upset because Dad George has rejected their traditional Manhattan activities for dinner with the ultra-rich Dallas Royce. In the B Plot, Tessa's friend Lisa is upset because her middle-class Mom, Sheila Shay, insists that she wear a "Puritan dress" to their Thanksgiving Dinner.
When Tessa and Dad George arrive at the Royce mansion, they see shirtless valets parking the guests' cars.
Whoa, that shock of joy came rushing back!
Maybe because it was so unexpected. Who hires shirtless valets? Especially at Thanksgiving, when it's in the 30s and 40s out? And there are twelve people at that party. Why do they need four valets?
Director Alex Hardcastle was not even trying to be realistic. He presented us with a vision of masculine beauty to counterbalance the feminine vibe of the rest of the episode (spoiler alert: Tessa's friend Lisa spends about ten minutes of air time naked, in protest of that Puritan dress).
The first Indian Valet vanishes immediately, but when George's friend Noah hands his car keys to the second, we get a bare chest and shoulders close-up. He looks like a college athlete.
He disappears, but as Noah walks toward the door, we see the two Pilgrim valets, one extremely muscular, the other a rather thin twink. No closeups, but they are visible for several seconds, organizing the various parking slips.
Later we get quick glimpses of the two Indian Valets at the Royce table, so they must be Royce relatives co-opted for the job. The Pilgrim Valets are visible at the middle class Shay table, so presumably they were hired.
But who are the actors? In 2011 I let the scene slip into memory, but last night I saw it again during a rewatch. With15 years of experience on this website, Nysocboy's Beefcake and Bonding, and Tales of West Hollywood, I was equipped to research their other acting roles, look for nude photos, and check their social media to see if they are gay.
More after the break.
Skyler's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 5: Bathtub pic, glory hole pic, b*ondage with Scotty. Plus Corenswet and Hoult backsides
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This is a collection of cute/cool or hot/humorous photos of Skyler Gisondo, star of The Santa Clarita Diet, The Righteous Gemstones, and Superman.
1. "Another photo collection? Haven't you seen enough of me?"
I can't help it, buddy. You keep posting homoerotic pics.
2. And now that you're starring in Superman, we have David Corenswet to worry about, too.
3. And Nicholas Hoult/Lex Luther
4. "Hey, I thought this was a photo collection about me."
Sorry. How about a long-hair bathtub pic?
5. "Have you met my girlfriend?"
Odd time to introduce her.
6. I don't care what you do in private, but let's get back to the homoeroticism. Tell me about your relationship with Scott McArthur when you were filming "Righteous Gemstones" Season 1.
"We really carped the diem… from frisbee golf courses to three-ways...I mean swamp tours to bondage... I mean bluegrass concerts to chasing down dicks...I mean chasing down the best fried chicken sandwich in Charleston."
More after the break. Caution: explicit
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