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Oscar Chark: Lots of physique photos and guy-hugging, but has he played gay characters? Or posted dick pics? Or been tied up with Jason Priestley?

The actor bondage site had some rather blurry photos of Jason Priestley and Oscar Chark tied up in an episode of Private Eyes West Coast. I've already seen Jason Priestley's stuff, so I checked Chark: an impressive physique, an unusual name, and an Instagram full of guy-hugging photos. The dude is begging for a profile.

"Chark" sounds Charn, the dying city of the witch Jadis in The Chronicles of Narnia, but it's actually an English surname derived from the Old French charche (load) or the Old English cierre (bend in a river).

Jason Priestley is on the far right, in case you haven't seen his butt recently.

The guys Oscar Chark hugs are mostly co-stars, like Jason Fernandes, Robbie in It's a Wonderful Knife. It looks like they have a gay or gay-subtext romance.

Wait -- there's a gay couple in Knife, but these guys both play straight. Robbie is the boyfriend of focus character Winnie. Oscar is a guest at his Christmas party, who sneaks out to smooch with his girlfriend, and gets eviscerated by a candy cane ornament.

This shot looks like Oscar and Rommel Mercado have a gay or gay-subtext romance in More Together (2024), but actually Oscar plays a guy who gets his girlfriend pregnant. Can't get more heteronormative than that.

You Are So Not Invited to my Bat Mitzvah (2023)? Two girls are into the same boy, Andy (Dylan Hoffman), so they're not invited to each other's Bat Mitzvahs. Oscar's character is not mentioned in the plot synopsis, but it looks like he hooks up with one of the girls.

Tracker, Episode 1.1, "Klamath Falls" (2024)? Tracker has to track down a kidnapped boy. Oscar's character plays his brother: "He woke up, and said he was going to visit his Dad. His biological Dad."

Let's take another look at Oscar's physique to remind me why I'm profiling this dude.

School Spirits (2025), Episode 3.2: "Smug Senior"? Not mentioned in the plot synopsis.

The Love Heist (2026): A celebrity stylist and a hotel security guard (Peter Porte) team up to track down a stolen piece of couture, and fall in love. Oscar plays Devin, his coworker, but I'll bet he's straight by default.

Left: Peter Porte plowing Neal Patrick Harris in Uncoupled. What guy hasn't fantasized about plowing Neal Patrick Harris?

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Yesterday I researched San Diego Pooth because of his unusual name, and ended up with a celebrity kid, famous in Germany, plus an opportunity to use my college German.

Today it's French.

In case you're keeping track, I was an English and Modern Languages major, so I studied Spanish, French, German, Latin, and a little Greek and Russian. French is my favorite language, maybe because there is so much queer content in the bandes dessinées: Tintin and Captain Haddock, Alix and Enak, Corentin and Kim, Spirou and Fantasio.

So when Néo the One, a 21-year old gars from Bordeaux, popped up on my recommendations, I started research even though I never heard of him. Turns out that he's got 778,000 Instagram followers.

Néo the One posts mostly beefcake and family photos. Here he's doing sit-ups in the snow, in three different pairs of pants.

But being exceptionally hot is not enough to get 778,000 followers. He must be famous for something else.

Néo's younger brother, Swan the Voice, age 15, has 668,000 Instagram followers. They also have a Sweo Shop where you can buy clothing "made with fun."

Left: At a Halloween party, they're dressed as superheroes Homelander and Soldier Boy from The Boys, who happen to be sex partners.

Their main claim to fame is a Youtube channel with seven million subscribers.

Some of the videos are in French:

Ne jamais passer des dumplings en classe! (Never boil dumplings in class).

J'ai volé les Noveaux Brainrots! (I stole the new brainrots)

Un diner presque parfait (An almost perfect dinner).

Some are in Franglais:

Live Piscine (swimming pool) Chill

Some are in English:

"Eat 100 years of candy"

"Who is the murderer in our villa?"

"I built a secret swimming pool in my room."

Swan & Neo Brothers, an animated tv series, premiered in 2022. 52 episodes have aired to date, dubbed in many languages, including Albanian, Finnish, Hebrew, and Thai.

Left: A gars from Bordeaux, in case I can't find any n*de photos of Older Brother Neo.

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My latest Instagram recommendation is actually from a gym in Gharbia Governate, about two hours north of Cairo, but the star, the guy who appears in most of the photos, is a teenage bodybuilder named Mustafa.

His coach, also his brother or son (unless it's an honorific), comments. I've tried studying Arabic several times, but never make it much farther than the alphabet, so I have to depend on Google translate: "Empire of Elite, Egypt IFFB."

IFFB is the Egyptian Fitness and Bodybuilding

The comments get weirder. And the photos more explicit.

"I thought you were going to put it in their mouths." The way Mustafa wiggles and struts, I thought so, too.

A younger Mustafa.

"Scientific methodology for juniors Judge Squad First Team in the Republic Champion from Dakahlia Sports Sciences Captain Mustafa."

This one is easy to intepret. Dakahlia is a governate on the Mediterranean, near Port Said. For the rest, we just need some periods.

"The professional and creative curriculum. Foundation of womanhood to be the champion of champions of the continent, the Republic, and the world."

I have no idea what "foundation of womanhood" means. Dude doesn't really look like a lady.

"The judge is a methodology that placed young people from a local village. The historical and scientific touches shield the region.The highest modern entity is a Super Gym judge for online training with us send me preparation or train."

Whatever. I think we're supposed to be lookiing at Mustafa's bulge.

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This is a collection of cute/cool or hot/humorous photos of Skyler Gisondo, star of The Santa Clarita Diet, The Righteous Gemstones, and Superman.

1. "Another photo collection? Haven't you seen enough of me?"

I can't help it, buddy. You keep posting homoerotic pics.

2. And now that you're starring in Superman, we have David Corenswet to worry about, too.

3. And Nicholas Hoult/Lex Luther

4. "Hey, I thought this was a photo collection about me."

Sorry. How about a long-hair bathtub pic?

5. "Have you met my girlfriend?"

Odd time to introduce her.

6. I don't care what you do in private, but let's get back to the homoeroticism. Tell me about your relationship with Scott McArthur when you were filming "Righteous Gemstones" Season 1.

"We really carped the diem… from frisbee golf courses to three-ways...I mean swamp tours to bondage... I mean bluegrass concerts to chasing down dicks...I mean chasing down the best fried chicken sandwich in Charleston."

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When Tony was staying in Chicago, he got a hotel gym boyfriend, Joe Gaydar. Not his real name -- I don't post the real names of non-actors, if there's nudity involved - but close. I imagine that the guy got a lot of homophobic bullying in grade school.

Joe works as a corporate health specialist, "Empowering Your Employees for Optimal Wellness and Unprecedented Success!" The all capped first letters was his idea, not mine.

But his main claim to fame is an entertaining Instagram, filled with humorous POVs:

"Old lifters vs. new lifters"

"Things we all do at the gym"

"When that guy at the gym keeps staring at you"

"When you see Hugh Jackman, aka Huge Jacked Man, looking like a chiseled Greek god."

"When you've already gone to the gym, and the day's main mission is accomplished."

And my favorite, "Breaking unwritten gym rules."

1. "I don't have to wipe down the equipment or put the weights away. Someone else will do that for me." I hate walking up to a machine and seeing someone's sweat or that disgusting disinfectant slime on it.

2. "Grabbed two different brand dumbbells. It's the same weight, right?" Definitely a violation of an unwritten rule.

3. "Even though it's peak hours, I'm gonna use multiple machines, because my workout is more important than yours." That's just being a jerk

4. "Let's load the plate with the logo facing in!" Absolutely unthinkable.

5. "I got a 45 and a 45. One's iron and one's rubber. Same difference, right?" Again, unthinkable.

6. "Looks like somebody left their stuff here. They can't be trying to reserve the machine, so let's move it." Wait -- you can't reserve a machine, unless you're standing right next to it. The guy who left his stuff there is the jerk.

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7. "13 reps. It's ok to end a set on an odd number, right?" In all my years of going to the gym, I have never ended a set on an odd number. It just seems wrong.

8."All done with my set, so I'll sit here on my phone for 15 minutes." Sometimes I walk up to them and say "If you're just resting, can I squeeze in a set?", and they stare like I just grew a second head.

9. "I've got a big dick, so I don't need to use a towel in the locker room. Guys should be happy to get a peek." Not a problem, buddy: show your dick all you want.

10. "The order of the weights doesn't matter, so I can put the light ones on the bar first, right?" Looks weird, dude.

11. "I can't find another 45, so let's put a 25 and two 10s on this side. Same thing, right?" I've done that, but it's embarrassing. I feel like everyone is staring.

12. "Look, the squat rack is unoccupied. I can use it for bicep curls, right?" Wrong.

13. "He invited me home, so he must want me to continue flexing." That's one of mine: don't you hate it when you bring a bodybuilder or gym rat home, and they want to pose before bed?