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Ok, this post has been deleted and reinstated, and then deleted again, and I can't figure out what is triggering the censors. Dozens of other posts are much more *xplicit, and the censors don't care. I removed every word that could possibly be construed as referring to someone who is y*ung, and anything that refers to s*x, Let's see what happens:
You probably remember Drake Bell from Drake and Josh (2004-2007), the Nickelodeon teencom about mismatched stepbrothers, with Drake the schemer ("let's break into the school and stack all the desks upside down) and Josh (Josh Peck) the stick-in-the-mud ("but we have to study for our math test"). It was loaded down with gay subtexts, including an nearly-out gay couple, Craig and Eric. (Dudes even hold hands during a crisis)..jpg)
You may have gone to his first post-Drake movie, College (2008), where he and his three friends head for a "college weekend" (a weekend of fun activities to convince high schoolers to apply). Theirs involves nonstop shenanigans, all intensely heteronormative. At least Drake is taped to a statue of the founder with his backside exposed to the world. I think it's supposed to be humiliating.
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You may have gone to his first post-Drake movie, College (2008), where he and his three friends head for a "college weekend" (a weekend of fun activities to convince high schoolers to apply). Theirs involves nonstop shenanigans, all intensely heteronormative. At least Drake is taped to a statue of the founder with his backside exposed to the world. I think it's supposed to be humiliating.
Drake is 24 years old in this photo. He is an adult.
You may have watched A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner (2011), to see how Nickelodeon would handle the gay-subtext classic. They flubbed it. Timmy is absurdly heteros*xual.
More Fairly Oddparents movies.
The reality series Splash, where celebrities dive for charity.
You may have watched A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner (2011), to see how Nickelodeon would handle the gay-subtext classic. They flubbed it. Timmy is absurdly heteros*xual.
And then you probably relegated Drake to nostalgic memories, not paying a lot of attention to what he's been doing for the last few years.
I checked. Brace yourself. It's a lot.
More Fairly Oddparents movies.
A lot of stuff with former coster Josh Peck
A lot of voice work, especially Spider-Man in various cartoons, even Phineas and Ferb, and a video game.
An Elf named Snowflake
Ben the Wizard in Bad Students of Crestview Academy
The reality series Splash, where celebrities dive for charity.
The paranormal series Silverwood
Damian in American Satan
A career in music, with six studio albums, eighteen singles, twelve music videos, and sold-out concerts. Some songs in Spanish that top the Mexican charts.
Drake's personal life after the break. Warning: it gets rocky.
