Ok, this post has been deleted and reinstated, and then deleted again, and I can't figure out what is triggering the censors. Dozens of other posts are much more *xplicit, and the censors don't care. I removed every word that could possibly be construed as referring to someone who is y*ung, and anything that refers to s*x, Let's see what happens:
You may have gone to his first post-Drake movie, College (2008), where he and his three friends head for a "college weekend" (a weekend of fun activities to convince high schoolers to apply). Theirs involves nonstop shenanigans, all intensely heteronormative. At least Drake is taped to a statue of the founder with his backside exposed to the world. I think it's supposed to be humiliating.
You may have watched A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner (2011), to see how Nickelodeon would handle the gay-subtext classic. They flubbed it. Timmy is absurdly heteros*xual.
And then you probably relegated Drake to nostalgic memories, not paying a lot of attention to what he's been doing for the last few years.
I checked. Brace yourself. It's a lot.
More Fairly Oddparents movies.
A lot of stuff with former coster Josh Peck
A lot of voice work, especially Spider-Man in various cartoons, even Phineas and Ferb, and a video game.
An Elf named Snowflake
Ben the Wizard in Bad Students of Crestview Academy
The reality series Splash, where celebrities dive for charity.
The paranormal series Silverwood
Damian in American Satan
A career in music, with six studio albums, eighteen singles, twelve music videos, and sold-out concerts. Some songs in Spanish that top the Mexican charts.
Drake's personal life after the break. Warning: it gets rocky.
In 2001, when he was working on The Amanda Show, Drake was a crime victim. He tried to report, but no one at Nickelodeon listened. The offender received 16 months in prison. Drake didn't come out as a victim until 2024.
Continuing to Drake's adult life:
A severe auto accident in 2005.
A bankruptcy in 2014.
Two DUIs, in 2009 and 2015
A former girlfriend accuses him of committing a crime.
An conviction in 2021 for sending inappropriate messages to someone, resulting in two years of probation.
I can't research Drake's attitude toward LGBT people, since all of the googling ends up with the offender in the crime, who was gay. But after being victimized by a gay guy, I imagine that Drake is rather homophobic.
I'm also surprised that he posted two videos, knowing that gay men would be watching.
Don't worry, he sent the images in 2017, and this is from 2021. He is 35 years old.
This is a photo of Drake as a 35-year old adult man.
Another session, maybe from 2023. Not bad, buddy.
He is 37 years old in this photo. It is a photo of an adult.
See also:
Devon Werkheiser: Ned's declassified gay panic, gay friends, bare bottoms and Nolan Gould
Teenage Bounty Hunters: Two girls at a Christian academy get a side gig. With some guys.
"How do I know that I'm g___?" A young Gideon story
Searching for Zach Garcia through tearjerkers, podcasts, cowboys, Alistair Patton, and Tab Hunter
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