In August 2019, Adam Devine, star of Workaholics and soon-to-be star of The Righteous Gemstones, visited the Tap and Grill Lakeside Brew Haus in Gravois Mills, Missouri, in the Lake of the Ozarks, about two hours from Kansas City.
DJ Nick (I won't use his real last name) got a photo with him, which he posted on Facebook. Fortunately for fanboys, it's on the lakefront so shirts are optional.
So far, so hot. But look at the Facebook comments:
"Very tight butthole, my friend."
"That is so tight butthole!"
"Tight butthole!"
Question: whose butthole are they talking about, Adam's or Nick's? Let's find out.We've seen Adam's butt many times, but what about Nick's?
He's a professional DJ working out of Kansas City, and the Lake of the Ozarks during the summer. Here he plays Captain America in an American flag jockstrap. Nice bulge, dude, but what about your butt?
My usual hookup sites didn't yield a lot of potential nude photos, but this one might match his general physique.
And a potential front, actually Tyler Labine.
Nick with his brother Todd. Maybe we could get a photo of Todd's butthole?
Close enough
While we're evaluating the relative quality of Adam's butt, let's put some more in the mix. I chose a few where you're unlikely to recognize the actor, so his face and physique won't influence your judgment.
2. Matteo Creatini.
3. David Shay
4. Fernando Lindez
5. Antonio Pingana
No question -- Adam's beats them all. If you're into that sort of thing.
Personally, as my friend in West Hollywood used to say, I'll take the part that eats.
He's a professional DJ working out of Kansas City, and the Lake of the Ozarks during the summer. Here he plays Captain America in an American flag jockstrap. Nice bulge, dude, but what about your butt?
My usual hookup sites didn't yield a lot of potential nude photos, but this one might match his general physique.
And a potential front, actually Tyler Labine.
Nick with his brother Todd. Maybe we could get a photo of Todd's butthole?
More after the break
Caution: explicit
Close enough
While we're evaluating the relative quality of Adam's butt, let's put some more in the mix. I chose a few where you're unlikely to recognize the actor, so his face and physique won't influence your judgment.
1. Alessandro Borghi.
2. Matteo Creatini.
3. David Shay
4. Fernando Lindez
5. Antonio Pingana
Personally, as my friend in West Hollywood used to say, I'll take the part that eats.
Update: I have since discovered that on Workaholics, "tight butthole" is an all-purpose term for something good: "This pizza is tight butthole."
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