Since Righteous Gemstones ended in May 2025, we've seen Tony Cavalero in two tv shows, a series of commercials, and his daily Instagram posts. Adam Devine, not so much. He played a dog who doesn't want to get snipped, did some commercials for water, and his Instagram is mostly theoretical. So of course I jumped at the opportunity to see him in Episode 2.2 of It's Florida, Man, a reality tv show on MAX about people doing really stupid things because "it's Florida." While they tell their stories, comedians act them out (like Drunken History)
Preview: Pensacola, Florida: on the panhandle, more Deep South than Miami Beach. A trashed Little Caesar's Pizza. Chad Corn tells us that he was so high, he didn't know what had happened: he just woke up naked, with the alarm blaring.
Scene 1: Chad works as an appliance technician. He began drinking and using drugs to help overcome his Tourette's Syndrome (involuntary tics), but he didn't like the version of himself while high, which he called Bad Chad: a belligerent partyboy.
One day he is at work, scrolling through the profiles on...um...Facebook (you mean Grindr, buddy?), and he sees that his friend Jimmy has a show coming up (drag or music?).
Jimmy is an "artist, singer, concrete finisher, starseed, generational curse breaker," and Jimmy V on stage.
I wanted to see if the musician is bisexual, based on the "woman or man" lyric, but Google searches are overwhelmed by other famous Jimmy Vs: one worked on the Conan O'Brien show, and the other is a music producer in London.
Scene 2: Chad goes to the Jimmy V show, tries unsuccessfully to pick up a girl, and then calls his drug dealer. Bad Chad emerges, and they do more drugs and get "wired to the max." The bartender cuts them off.
He gets paranoid, thinks the cops are at the club. Should he flush his remaining drug supply down the toilet? Bad Chad points out that the drugs can be traced through the pipes. Better eat the rest!
Chad is played by Adam Devine, and Bad Chad by Nick Swardon (butt left)
Scene 3: Chad leaves the bar, still thinking that he is being chased by the cops, so he goes through the swamp to throw them off his trail. He loses one shoe in the mud, so of course he has to throw away the other.
More after the break
Out of the swamp, Chad figures that he'll be safest on top of a building, so he takes off his pants to pull himself up, and rips them. Might as well throw them out. Shirts look silly when you're not wearing pants, so he might as well lose that, too. For someone who doesn't remember what happened, he recalls a lot of details.
Scene 4: It's 7:00 am, and Chick-Fil-A is open, so to get some water (he's seriously dehydrated), he goes in the back door, and scares the staff.
How about a Little Caesar's? It's closed -- no one around to be scared of his semi-nude body. He breaks in and grabs two Pepsis, but Bad Chad wants to know how they can make pizzas for $5.00 -- "What's the f*king secret?" So of course he has to investigate, scrawling calculations on the white board.
Scene 5: Little Caesar's employee Owen explains that there's no secret. They make ten pizzas at a time, and if no one buys them in half an hour, they eat them or throw them away.
Left: A pizza guy, probably not our Owen.
Chad and Bad Chad are hungry, so they raid the refrigerator, eating pepperoni, cheese, and sauce. Then the alarm goes off. The security company calls to see if everything is ok: "No, things are definitely not ok. They are bad -- really bad."
He then confronts Bad Chad: "You're a bad influence on me. It's time for you to be gone."
He treats it like a romantic partner breakup.
Bad Chad doesn't take the breakup well. He turns into a pizza monster, and yells "I'm hot and ready, Chad!" Hey, that's a double-entendre.
To escape, Chad climbs into the air vent, which collapses. Then he grabs an apron, writes "Sorry" on a post-it, grabs two water bottles and a brownie, and jumps out the window -- where the cops are waiting.
Scene 6: Cut to the newscast about a naked burglar caught at Little Caesar's. He was sentenced to a year in prison, then went to a halfway house, and finally moved in with his brother Mike. Now he's clean, working for Mike, "a great boss and teacher," and playing baseball with Jimmy -- and ordering pizzas from Little Caesar's.
Beefcake: Adam in boxers.
Gay Characters: In a reality show, you're stuck with the real people. Chad identifies as straight twice. Mike and Jimmy don't specify.
My Grade: This seemed rather slight. The guy got high and trashed a pizza place: not the stuff of high drama. But Adam in boxers -- B
In case you haven't seen Adam's cock in a while.
See also: A new, improved batch of Adam Devine beefcake, bulge, and butt photos. With maybe a d*ck or two
Drunk History Episode 3.13: Adam and Blake, sweet kisses, and Nathan Fillion's butt
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