18-year old Vincent Webb appeared on the teen idol website with 5,169 photos. He must be super-famous for acting, singing, or...I hope not social influencing.
Usually I check the guy's movie and tv roles to see if he's played any gay characters, and then his Instagram to see if he's gay in real life. But this time I'm going to save time by going to go through the pages on the teen idol site to see if he's gay first. No point in continuing if he's straight.
There are 173 pages, each with 30 photos. I'll just check the first 10-15.
Page 1: Just shirtless and modeling photo. .
Page 2: Ulp, he's hugging a girl. But there's just one girl-hugging photo on the page, and neither is sticking their tongue out.
Page 3: Two guy-hugging and three girl-hugging photos.
And many more shirtless modeling photos.
Page 4: A guy-hugging photo with his tongue out, usually a bragging gesture ("I'm so much better than you because I get to have sex with this hunk, and you don't).
Left: Vincent only just turned 18, so I'm not going to look for nude photos.
Page 5: More shirtless shots, plus gazing at a guy.
Page 6: Obvious dates with a guy to a ball game, to the beach, and out to dinner, plus two where the tongues come out to brag about each other's hotness. I've about decided that Vincent is gay.
Wait -- Page 9: More girl-hugging photos.
I'm stumped.
Maybe the IMDB offers some clues:
After the break
Vincent was born in Florida, but moved to Cancun when he was eight years old. He began modeling and doing commercials at age ten. He has three acting credits listed:
Somos ("We Are," 2021), about the lives of people living in a border town controlled by a drug cartel.
Mexzombies (2022): Some teenagers fight a zombie outbreak in Mexico.
Cindy La Regia: The High School Years (2023). A teen angst sequel to the movie Cindy La Regia (Princess) (2020). Cindy is now in high school, facing various traumas. Her teacher, Esteban, sexual assaults her; she agonizes over whether to report, and then is horrified when he is not removed from the school. Her ex-boyfriend Max (Vincent) keeps trying to win her back, although she is more interested in Juancho (Gustavo Cruz, left), who is not interested. He has some queer codes, but is never identified as gay. Her cousin Angie does come out, resulting in homophobic harassment from students and teachers alike; Cindy participates for awhile, but eventually becomes more accepting.
Left: Random muscle guy from Valparaiso, Chile.
I'm still not sure if Vincent is gay. One heterosexual role is not enough to make a decision. Time to check his Instagram.
Whoa, 50,000 followers, based on a role in a 7-episode tv show?
More shirtless modeling, extending all the way back to his early teen years in Cancun.
A fan asks "How do you cut your hair" "All I'll tell you is, don't mess it up for me."
More guy-hugging. More girl-hugging, but captioned "The love of my life, my mother" and "Happy birthday, Sis!"
Far down, a fan asks, "How do you have so much energy?" He answers "Women."
Gulp.
I should be suspicious that he took so long to admit liking women, but sometimes straight guys forget that gay people exist, and can't imagine having to specify. "Of course this isn't a date. How could it be -- we're both men!"
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"With Love" Episode 2.4: A gay bachelor party in Las Vegas. With lots of bonus butts.
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