Showing posts with label Abraham Gemstone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Abraham Gemstone. Show all posts
"Dad Can't Know That I'm Gay": An Abraham Gemstone Adventure, with Ash, some twink d*cks, and a special appearance by Pontius and Stacy
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The "Righteous Gemstones" Season 4 Timeline, with the Gemstone Brothers Stories and Clay, Ash, and Cousin Karl's cock
I'm not quite finished with The Righteous Gemstones yet. This is a timeline, mostly head canon (that is, my invention) of the events of Episodes 4.7-4.9, the summer and fall of 2025, incorporating the Gemstone Brothers stories.
May 7: “The Return of Scotty Steele”: 21-year old Clay Chang meets 23-year old Gideon at Gideon’s Prayer Time, hears his terribly inept sermon (Episode 4.7), and invites him out to lunch.
May 8: They go to a Teenjus filming, where Gideon runs into Scotty Steele, his boyfriend/partner in crime from Season 1. Turns out that Scotty didn't die in that car crash. He recovered and went to work for Baby Billy.
May 14: Gideon demonstrates his skateboarding skill and reconciles with his brother Pontius.
May 21: The Top Christ Following Man of the Year contest. Kelvin wins. Vance Simkins has a breakdown.
June 12: Lori and Eli break up.
July 1: Corey's birthday party. The Gator Park Massacre (Episode 4.8) Cobb is killed. 18-year old Stacy, a recent high school graduate working at the Gator Park for the summer, is shot. Canonical: around July 4th.
July 7: “Pontius Gemstone and the Boy Named Stacy”: 20-year old Pontius visits Stacy in the hospital. They act on their attraction, but Stacy isn’t sure if it’s “real.” Then Pontius introduces him to his father as "my boyfriend."
After the emotional turmoil of seeing Scotty again, Gideon doesn't think he's ready for a new boyfriend, but he changes his mind later.
May 14: Gideon demonstrates his skateboarding skill and reconciles with his brother Pontius.
May 21: The Top Christ Following Man of the Year contest. Kelvin wins. Vance Simkins has a breakdown.
June 12: Lori and Eli break up.
July 1: Corey's birthday party. The Gator Park Massacre (Episode 4.8) Cobb is killed. 18-year old Stacy, a recent high school graduate working at the Gator Park for the summer, is shot. Canonical: around July 4th.
July 7: “Pontius Gemstone and the Boy Named Stacy”: 20-year old Pontius visits Stacy in the hospital. They act on their attraction, but Stacy isn’t sure if it’s “real.” Then Pontius introduces him to his father as "my boyfriend."
Left: Stacy's butt
July 10: Baby Billy cancels the Teenjus filming.
July 19: The Lake House. Corey attacks and shoots the siblings. Jesse shoots and kills hm. Canonical: Sometime in July.
More after the break
Gemstones Episode 4.4, Continued: Keefe in drag, Pontius with three dicks, Jasper with one, and Casper the Friendly Ghost
In the first part of Episode 4.4, the family gathers at the lake house Galilee Gulch, where Jesse and Kelvin hatch schemes to break up their father Eli and his new girlfriend, Lori. We get some d*cks and beefcake, some cute Kelvin-Keefe scenes, and breakup plots from Jesse and Kelvin.
I forgot to post this photo of Tony in the swimming pool scene, bulge at the ready. 
And this one of BJ, Amber, and the nephews hanging out, with the cute attendant in the background (still can't find him on the IMDB). Abraham is shirtless, but not old enough to be a hunk. Maybe a hunkoid.
And this one of BJ, Amber, and the nephews hanging out, with the cute attendant in the background (still can't find him on the IMDB). Abraham is shirtless, but not old enough to be a hunk. Maybe a hunkoid.
BJ is angry because he spilled his drink.
Judy's Breakup Plan: Jesse and Kelvin have failed in their attempts to break up Eli and Lori, so Judy decides to use her "super power": the ability to incite the erotic interest of anyone who sees her. She goes to Lori's room and tries to seduce her. Lori just stands there, glaring.
Judy's Breakup Plan: Jesse and Kelvin have failed in their attempts to break up Eli and Lori, so Judy decides to use her "super power": the ability to incite the erotic interest of anyone who sees her. She goes to Lori's room and tries to seduce her. Lori just stands there, glaring.
Left: I didn't want to illustrate the scene with pics of Lori and Judy, so here's a Daddy by the pool.
Next she offers Lori $500,000 to break up with Eli. "If I was in it for the money, why wouldn't I stick around for a lot more?"
Ok, so Judy orders her to break up with Eli, or she'll claim that Lori tried to rape her. Lori yells "Are we done?" and tries to mother her: her husband is injured, she's scared, and so on.
Takeaway: Judy wouldn't know that her seduction technique works on women unless she's tried it out. Add her to the ever-growing list of bi/pan Gemstones.
Keefe in Drag: Saturday night. In bed, Kelvin is distraught over the continuance of the Eli/Lori romance. Keefe asks if he can do anything to help: "Not unless you can bring my dead Mama back to life." The episode title is about Jesus rising from the dead, and the siblings worship their Mama, so it would make sense.
Keefe decides on the next best thing: dress-up. He puts on one of Aimee-Leigh's dresses, her wig, her glasses, and some makeup (wait -- where did he get makeup?), goes to Eli's room, and tries to haunt him: "I'm the ghost of your dead wife. Break up with Lori." Eli doesn't respond, so Keefe crawls on top of him and starts singing Aimee-Leigh's signature song, "Misbehavin'"
Suddenly Eli and Lori awaken; everyone screams. Keefe rushes out and falls down the staircase into the parlor whereupon the Nanny, thinking that he is an intruder, pulverizes him.
"Who are you?" she shouts.
"I'm just a ghost -- a friendly ghost."
First he consorted with Hot Stuff, the Little Devil, and now he's Casper the Friendly Ghost.
More after the break
Kelton's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: James Dean, Orson Welles, Bam-Bam Rubble, and a nude Pontius
This is a collection of cute/cool or hot/humorous photos of actor Kelton Dumont, best known as Pontius in The Righteous Gemstones. As far as I know, he's over 18 in all but #2. There are also some photos of his dad James and a few friends.
1. "Punching or licking. Your choice."
2. Boating at dusk. I like the cityscape in the background.
3. Kelton playing Orson Welles in a Halloween broadcast. Why do you need to be in costume for a radio play?
4. Pontius is interrupted in media res
4. Back to War of the Worlds. Burgers with the cast.
5. A random photo with no connection to anyone in War of the Worlds, especially not the drama major on the left.
More Kelton, and maybe more James, after the break
Gavin's Spring Break. With a gym bud, a shower bud, a Taino guy, and the Easter Bunny
Last year Gavin Munn, star of Raising Dion and The Righteous Gemstones, spent spring break in Puerto Rico. He posted some pics to his Instagram, and I added a few of my own. The naked guys are all over 18.
1. Riding his bike down the hotel hallway
2. That's not a real pelican
3. Golfing on Playa Guajataca.
4. Gym bud
5. Shower bud
6. With Sean William Scott of the American Pie franchise
More spring break after the break
Gavin's hunky dad, brother, and cousins, with maybe a few nude dudes thrown in
Gavin Munn (Jonathan on Raising Dion and Abraham on The Righteous Gemstones) is lucky to have two supportive parents, willing to drive him as far as Atlanta, six hours away, for auditions and scenes.
1. Dad Johnny is the president of Coastal Built Construction an aviator, an avid fisherman and motorcyclist, and an actor. His screen credits include two locally-produced Pirate Kids movies, an episode of Good Behavior, Domestic Disturbance with John Travolta.
Did I mention that he's also a mega-hunk?
2. Here he is starting to do a backflip into a very rocky pool.
3. Fishing. You can see the family resemblance: Gavin is a freshwater fishing champ.
4. A few years ago.
5. Gavin's brother-in-law.
2. Here he is starting to do a backflip into a very rocky pool.
3. Fishing. You can see the family resemblance: Gavin is a freshwater fishing champ.
4. A few years ago.
5. Gavin's brother-in-law.
6. I'm not sure.
More after the break
Gavin's Cute/Cool Photos Part 1: Biking, boating, fishing, turning 15. Plus a random naked guy with no connection to his older brother
This is a collection of cute/cool photos of Gavin Munn, who plays Jonathan on Raising Dion and Abraham on The Righteous Gemstones. He's under 18, so no beefcake or nude photos, but I may have included a few of his family and friends.
1. The Big 15. Time for your learner's permit, buddy.
2. Father's Day with Dad and Big Bro.
3. Gavin and Dad in jungle prints.
4. A boy and his boat
5. A dad and his fish
6. A random rear with no connection to Gavin's dad
More Gavin and friends after the break
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