In the first part of Episode 4.4, the family gathers at the lake house Galilee Gulch, where Jesse and Kelvin hatch schemes to break up their father and his new girlfriend. We see some attempts to break them up, some d*cks and beefcake, a cute Kelvin-Keefe scene, and hints that both Gideon and Abraham are gay. Pontius next.
I forgot to post this photo of Tony in the swimming pool scene, bulge at the ready. 
And this one of BJ and the nephews hanging out, with the cute attendant in the background (still can't find him on the IMDB). Abraham is shirtless, but only 16, not old enough to be a hunk. Maybe a hunkoid.
And this one of BJ and the nephews hanging out, with the cute attendant in the background (still can't find him on the IMDB). Abraham is shirtless, but only 16, not old enough to be a hunk. Maybe a hunkoid.
BJ is angry because he spilled his drink.
Judy's Breakup Plan: Jesse and Kelvin have failed in their attempts to break up Eli and Lori, so Judy decides to use her "super power": the ability to incite the erotic interest of anybody. She goes to Lori's room and tries to seduce her. Lori just stands there.
Judy's Breakup Plan: Jesse and Kelvin have failed in their attempts to break up Eli and Lori, so Judy decides to use her "super power": the ability to incite the erotic interest of anybody. She goes to Lori's room and tries to seduce her. Lori just stands there.
Left: I didn't want to illustrate the scene with pics of Lori and Judy, so here's a Daddy by the pool.
Next she offers $500,000 to get gone. Lori sneers. "If I was in it for the money, why wouldn't I stick around for a lot more?"
Ok, so Judy orders her to break up with Eli, or she'll claim that Lori tried to rape her.
Lori glares at her. "Are we done?"
Takeaway: Judy wouldn't know that her seduction technique works on women unless she's tried it out. Add her to the ever-growing list of bi/pan Gemstones.
Keefe in Drag: Saturday night. In bed, Kelvin is distraught over the continuance of the Eli/Lori romance. Keefe asks if he can do anything to help: "Not unless you can bring my dead Mama back to life." The episode title is about Jesus rising from the dead, and the siblings worship their Mama, so....
Keefe decides on the next best thing: dress-me-ups. He puts on one of Aimee-Leigh's dresses, her wig, her glasses, and some makeup (wait -- where did he get makeup?), goes to Eli's room, and tries to haunt him: "I'm the ghost of your dead wife. Break up with Lori."
Eli doesn't respond, so Keefe crawls on top of him and starts singing Aimee-Leigh's signature song, "Misbehavin'"
Suddenly Eli and Lori awaken; everyone screams. Keefe rushes out and falls down the staircase into the parlor whereupon the Nanny, thinking that he is an intruder, pulverizes him.
"Who are you?" she shouts.
"I'm just a ghost -- a friendly ghost."
First he consorted with Hot Stuff, the Little Devil, and now he's Casper the Friendly Ghost.
More after the break