A 2016 episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is notable for a rare sighting of the bulge of Rebeccca's crush Josh (Vincent Rodriguez III), Paula's song about the nefarious deeds she's engaged in to help Rebecca snare him, and a young prince played by Caleb Brown.
Who grew up to be a goofy, swishy, obviously gay hunk.
Caleb Brown did musical theater and commercials before breaking into tv with Bella and the Bulldogs. A number of teencoms followed, including Bizaardvark and Henry Danger.
Plus he played the femme son of macho Oscar's girlfriend in two episodes of the Odd Couple remake (with Matthew Perry as Oscar)
He got his big break in That Girl Lay-Lay. The premise: Sadie brings her AI (Lay-Lay) to life, and must teach her how to be human while hiding her secret from the world. Meanwhile, Lay-Lay helps Sadie break out of her shell and do things like join drama club and run for class president. Caleb played Jeremy, the girls' gay-coded classmate and sometime ally. He never gets a girlfriend, but buddy-bonds with guys a lot.
Left: Sadie's father is played by Thomas Hobson, who is gay in real life, but he has no nude photos online, so I'm posting Danny Hobson instead.
After Lay-Lay, Caleb went to college to study filmmaking. He is producing a student film, Spring Creek, based on the true story of a camp for troubled teens that was closed down after numerous allegations of abuse.
Caleb's instagram shows him hugging guys, going on trips with guys, and taking guys to formal events. Here he and his date are attending a fundraiser for the Visalia Emergency Fund.
More after the break
In addition to the gay-subtext roles, femme gender presentation, and dating men, Caleb goes to the beach with his mother and calls a female friend his "bestie." Straight guys don't often do that. So I can conclude definitively that he is...
Wait -- way down his Instagram feed, like Photo #400, mentions his "amazing girlfriend."
Wasting my time pretending to be gay is not cool, dude. And why didn't you mention this amazing girlfriend at any other point during my two hours of research? You're either closeted or severely gay-teasing.
Showing us your dick doesn't help.
I don't usually switch subjects halfway through a profile, but I am disgustipated, so let's move on to Peyton Perrine III, who played Sadie's brother on That Girl Lay-Lay.
He's got several acting credits on the IMDB, notably young Gary in Keenan: Keenan Thompson plays the host of a morning show in Atlanta, with a dead wife that he's grieving (why is it always a dead wife?). His Saturday Night Live costar Chris Redd plays Gary, his brother and manager.
In Episode 2, Keenan thinks that his dead wife had an affair with a guy named Ron (Vincent Rodriguez III), so he confronts him. But Ron turns out to be gay and "happily married" (it's Vincent Rodriguez III, so what do you expect?)
As of this writing, Perrine is 15, too young for beefcake photos. So we'll finish up with Chris Redd's cock.
See also: The "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" boys grow up: Gay subtexts and penises of Zayne, Elijah, and Steele. With bonus Dad bulge
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