I haven't been watching Disney Channel programs regularly since the days of Hannah Montana, so all I heard of Dog with a Blog (2012-15) was buzz about how ridiculous the premise was: three kids discover that their dog is sentient, can talk, and actually has a blog where he discusses his experiences and tries to find other dogs. How is that more ridiculous than a pop star pretending to be a regular girl, both daughters of a famous country-western music singer, and no one suspecting for an instant?
Critics lambasted the show for its "lackluster writing' and absence of any actual blogging, but it averaged 3 million viewers in the first season, and was nominated for three Emmies. The main players appear to be Chloe and Avery, two tween sisters from a blended family, but there was also a teenage brother, Tyler (Blake Michael).
Plus Dad Bennett (Regan Burns) and Avery's enemy/crush (L.J. Benet), who now has abs but smiling smugly as girls in bikinis surround him.
Besides, I haven't found any n*de photos of L.J. But there are some of Blake.
Blake got his start in modeling at age three, and had his first on-screen role at age eight, playing a restaurant patron in Chosen (2004). Small parts in October Road, Out of Jimmy's Head, and The Mortician followed.
He had a starring role in Lemonade Mouth (2011), which I never saw because I thought the term referred to some kind of terminal cancer. It's actually the name of a bad that five high schoolers who start a band -- I guess disgusting names are de rigeur for rock bands. The boys are Charlie (Blake) and Wen (Adam Hicks). Both get girlfriends, and the remaining girl gets a boyfriend, and so on, and so on. Heteronormativity fulfilled.
Sorry, this is the only photo I could find where the two guys are together, not bookending the three girls.
It's a little tangential, but Adam Hicks is known as one of the Disney Channel's skateboarding dudebros on Zeke and Luther (2009-12). His partner, Hutch Dano, has retired from acting to become a painter.
And post photos of his d*ck (after the break).
Left: Dano's d*ck.
Back to Blake: Six acting roles since Dog with a Blog, only one starring: The Student (2017), which has one of those impossible-to-research one word titles. He plays a student named Vance Van Sickle (really!) who gets mad when lawyer-turned college professor Abigal Grandacre (really!) fails him for cheating, and starts stalking and being violent.
Blake has also produced some shorts, including Notes of Her (about a Dead Wife), Game of Cards (a heterosexual couple gets caught in a "web of lies and deception), and You Are Here (a guy tries to find his true self, but not in the way you think).
His Instagram consists mostly of shirtless shots on the beach, which I approve of -- but they get tedious after awhile. I'd like to know something about the guy's life to put his penis into a little context.
He's straight, engaged to a woman. Yeah, I sort of figured that.
His LinkedIn tells us something about his day job: he "helps founders in the creator economy launch impactful strategies that drive growth and revenue." He is the CEO of Fourteen Media Group, the Co-Founder and General Partner of CreativeLed Ventures, and a member of the Forbes Business Council.
OMG, that is depressing.
Is it like this in death’s other kingdom
Waking alone at the hour when we are
Trembling with tenderness
Lips that would kiss form prayers to broken stone.
And he doesn't even have any pictures posted wearing a suit.
Let's just take a look at his penis.
Was it worth it?
Gemstones Episode 4.8 Continued: We finally see Big Dick Mitch, the boy named Stacy, a serial killer, and a lot of tied-up dudes. With "Dog with a Blog" dad Regan Burns
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