I only knew three things about Ethan Wacker before beginning the research:
1. At 5'7", he's a member of the Short Guy Brigade
2. He has an amazing physique.
3. He has a lot of male friends. 
A lot of male friends.
Actually, I'm getting tired of posting photos of Ethan and his male friends. Let's check his biography.
Born in Connecticut in 2002, moved to South Korea and then to Hawaii.
His acting credits begin in 2006 (at the age of four!) with a video game called Papa Louie: When Pizza Attacks
More video games and animation followed, plus two episodes of the teencom KC Undercover (2015-18), a Disney Channel teencom about "an outspoken and confident technology whiz and skilled black belt" who becomes a spy. Ethan played the son of the Vice President of the U.S.
Another Disney Channel teencom, this one about two girls who post funny videos on their Vuuugle channel. So ICarly? They work at the Vuuugle Headquarters with other teens who have their own programs, such as "What's in My Hair?" and "Live Like a Viking."
It was apparently a very popular show, giving Ethan 2.1 million followers on Instagram, 1.9 million on Tiktok, and 247,000 on Youtube.
When Bizaardvark ended, Ethan returned to Hawii to finish high school, then enrolled at Vanderbilt University in Nashville. He explains the choice: "I love academics. I love sports. I love country-western music." And men?
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He graduated in 2024 with a B.S. in Human and Organizational Development and a B.A. in Political Science, and went to work for Curzon Advisors in Los Angeles as a Real Estate Private Equity Analyst. He explains what that means: "My work here is focused on the valuation, acquisition, management, and disposal of opportunistically sourced and/or distressed real estate assets in North America."
In spite of his obvious interest in male companionship, I'm going to have to say that Ethan is straight. He's a sports fans who makes short films about the NBA, he left the arts to make money, and he dated Olivia Rodrigo for a year.
But you never know.
See also: Rainier Dawn: Was his kiss with Harlan Real? Is Aidan his boyfriend? Is that really his d*ck? Also dated Olivia Rodrigo
A lot of male friends.
Actually, I'm getting tired of posting photos of Ethan and his male friends. Let's check his biography.
Born in Connecticut in 2002, moved to South Korea and then to Hawaii.
His acting credits begin in 2006 (at the age of four!) with a video game called Papa Louie: When Pizza Attacks
More video games and animation followed, plus two episodes of the teencom KC Undercover (2015-18), a Disney Channel teencom about "an outspoken and confident technology whiz and skilled black belt" who becomes a spy. Ethan played the son of the Vice President of the U.S.
Then he appeared in Hawaii Five-0, See Plum Run, Tour of Mythicality, and 63 episodes of Bizaardvark (2016-2019).
More after the break. Caution: Explicit.
Another Disney Channel teencom, this one about two girls who post funny videos on their Vuuugle channel. So ICarly? They work at the Vuuugle Headquarters with other teens who have their own programs, such as "What's in My Hair?" and "Live Like a Viking."
Ethan played Bernie Schotz, the girls' agent, best friends with Dirk (Jake Paul) of "Dare Me, Bro," and crushing on Amelia (Devore Ledridge) of "Perfect Perfection with Amelia." Devore, who uses they/them pronouns, has come out as a member of the LGBTQ community since.
It was apparently a very popular show, giving Ethan 2.1 million followers on Instagram, 1.9 million on Tiktok, and 247,000 on Youtube.
When Bizaardvark ended, Ethan returned to Hawii to finish high school, then enrolled at Vanderbilt University in Nashville. He explains the choice: "I love academics. I love sports. I love country-western music." And men?
He was not involved in theater. Instead, he joined Sigma Chi and Delta Sigma Pi (a business fraternity), built an athletic/leisure clothing company called LiftOff, and hosted a podcast, the Vandy Blitz.
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He graduated in 2024 with a B.S. in Human and Organizational Development and a B.A. in Political Science, and went to work for Curzon Advisors in Los Angeles as a Real Estate Private Equity Analyst. He explains what that means: "My work here is focused on the valuation, acquisition, management, and disposal of opportunistically sourced and/or distressed real estate assets in North America."
His job makes me sad. But at least we get to see him in a suit. Surrounded by guys, of course.
In spite of his obvious interest in male companionship, I'm going to have to say that Ethan is straight. He's a sports fans who makes short films about the NBA, he left the arts to make money, and he dated Olivia Rodrigo for a year.
But you never know.
See also: Rainier Dawn: Was his kiss with Harlan Real? Is Aidan his boyfriend? Is that really his d*ck? Also dated Olivia Rodrigo
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