Searching for Brandon Johnston through actors, fitness instructors, Elves, twins, various naked guys, and the mayor of Chicago

 

I've been going through the posts from when this site was specific to The Righteous Gemstones, trying to make them appeal to a general audience. I did it with Dylan B., and I couldn't even use his last name.  But Brandon Johnston turned out to be a problem: 

1. The original post called him  "Johnson"

2. It records his roles rather than titles of his projects: Elf Photo Clerk,  Valet, College Student 2, Audience Member, Golf Caddie Twin, and Genius Clone. 

A search for "Brandon Johnson" on the IMDB yielded this guy, known for Ingrid Goes West and Rick and Morty.  He's middle-aged and black.  My Brandon is young and white.

Although I wouldn't mind researching this Brandon next.

Googling revealed Brandon Johnson, the mayor of Chicago.  Probably not the same guy.

"Brandon Johnston"?  Nothing.

Searching on Facebook yielded 16,000 Brandon Johnsons/ Johnstons, including this fitness coach from Ogden Utah.  

How about "Brandon Johnson/Johnston" and "nude"?  Warning: the first hit is a big-breasted naked lady. 

The second is Bryce Johnston, who must be famous for something, since "Naked Celebrity" websites gushed over a video of him skinny-dipping, showing his butt and a very blurry dick.

But when I googled "Bryce Johnston," all I found was the owner of the Philadelphia Eagles and the heavily tattooed Father Midnight.

The original post also mentions that Brandon Johnson/Johnston is interested in gay Hollywood History. 
"His Instagram videos tell the stories of many LGBTQ pioneers in the industry, such as Dorthy Arzner, William Haines, and James Whale."

More Brandon, probably, after the break

Dakare Chatman: Gemstone teen, Christ-follower, conservative spokesperson, LGBT ally. With nude dude bonus

 

If I ranked the Gemstone men by cuteness -- not hotness ("Gulp, what a hunk!") but cuteness ("Aww, he's adorable"), Dakare Chatman would get first place.  He played "Youth Group Teen" in three episodes of Season 1, notably the Season 1.9 scene where Kelvin announces that "I have transformed myself into something dark."

He returned in Episode 2.8 as "Mr. Dakare." who buys Junior's defunct video arcade games.   He has also had uncredited roles on Outer Banks and Mr. Mercedes, and been interviewed on Fox and Friends, the conservative news show.  That's quite an honor for someone who was a teenager at the time.

More about Dakare: he's from Charleston.  He's a singer, ballroom dancer, Christ-follower, traveler, and optimist, active in the AME Church.  He is on the National Youth Advisory Board of the John Locke Foundation, a conservative think tank, and won their Constituting America Contest twice.

Currently he is the artistic director of Practice to Perform and the manager of the re-election campaign for Sheriff Kristin Graziano of Charleston, the first out lesbian sheriff in South Carolina history. 

So: conservative think tank, AME church, Christ-follower, and gay-positive. A very unusual combination.

That's why he didn't mind participating in a tv episode about Kelvin coming out.  And this photo from Christmas is rousing my gaydar.

Gay or not, I'm sure he won't mind fans appreciating his cuteness.  And that cool, campy cutlery on his kitchen wall.

And his colorful outfits.

No nude or even beefcake photos,  so I put some random naked guys after the break.

Dillon B: Beefcake and possible nude photos of an IT guy, crabber, model, part-time actor, and Slytherin

Dillon B. of Charleston, South Carolina has a day job "developing system integration solutions for cloud-based services, specializing in enterprise."  In his ten years of experience, he has written 95,000 lines of code for 34 websites in 7 programming languages.  Whoa.

And he goes crabbing with his shirt off.

Dillon played "Attractive Club-Goer" in Season 3 of The Righteous Gemstones, partying near Baby Billy and Dusty Daniels at the Y2K party in Monaco.  Plus he has been an extra three times, playing a cop, a member of the church choir, and a member of Peter's militia.

Dillon has two other (uncredited) acting roles listed on the IMDB, plus two upcoming. Is that enough show business experience to post some beefcake photos?  Just in case, I won't use his real last name. 

Selfie during crabbing.

This one is just cool.  From the Matador Club.  

Young Dillon with a bit of a belly shows us his beer can.

I don't see any model agency listings, but it looks like he's done some modeling: that's a gay porn stache.  He's got a wife and kids, so he probably hasn't appeared in any gay pornos.  But you never know.

More pornos after the break