I've been going through the posts from when this site was specific to The Righteous Gemstones, trying to make them appeal to a general audience. I did it with Dylan B., and I couldn't even use his last name. But Brandon Johnston turned out to be a problem:
1. The original post called him "Johnson"
A search for "Brandon Johnson" on the IMDB yielded this guy, known for Ingrid Goes West and Rick and Morty. He's middle-aged and black. My Brandon is young and white.
Searching on Facebook yielded 16,000 Brandon Johnsons/ Johnstons, including this fitness coach from Ogden Utah.
How about "Brandon Johnson/Johnston" and "nude"? Warning: the first hit is a big-breasted naked lady.
But when I googled "Bryce Johnston," all I found was the owner of the Philadelphia Eagles and the heavily tattooed Father Midnight.
More Brandon, probably, after the break