In his autobiography, Green Light, Matthew McConaughey tells us that he's "tired of being talked about like that guy with a naked torso." So here's his naked torso.
He thanks Chad Mountain "for listening." A review refers to Chad Mountain as his "longtime associate," which sounds suspiciously like "longtime companion."
So who is this Chad Mountain? He grew up in Washington DC, and is first listed on the IMDB as "Marijuana Jesus" in the Gregg Araki movie Smiley Face (2007). He has 15 acting credits, including The Righteous Gemstones, four producing, and one writing: the comedy short Coming Out. A gay guy comes out to his friends, who are delighted and try to pimp him out with extravagant gay stuff: "flamboyance, impatience, a need for impeccable service, brutal honesty about other people's weight," and so on.
Chad and Matt probably became friends when they appeared together in Tropic Thunder (2008). They have also worked together in Surfer, Dude (2008), Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009), comedy shorts, and a sitcom pilot
Chad's instagram page is full of hints that he is gay. A fan responded to the top photo by asking for stories of "your ball hitting the water."
Left: Chad says "two living legends. I'm talking about the men, not my pecs, although those healthy B-cups are getting more notoriety every day." Is it a gay innuendo to refer to your pecs as if they are women's breasts?
Here Chad visits Matt on his 50th birthday in 2019: fans asked where his hand is and why he cropped the photo "just above the bongos."
I doubt that they are really doing sexy stuff-- Matt is married, after all.
More after the break
Nothing to see here -- just dudes being dudes.
Guess whose butt this is.
No connection to Chad.
Maybe "longtime associate" just means "bromance," and Chad's cock is just a rooster.
And this is just a random cock, no connection to the article.
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