This is a series of memes -- jokes -- featuring Kelvin and Keefe of The Righteous Gemstones, their friends, and a few random hunks. Most don't require you to have any background knowledge of the show.
1. Applied to join Kelvin's God Squad, rejected for being too big
2. Careful, one of your dildos escaped
3. Need help with that toy?
Need someone to show you how to use a double-headed dildo? Go find Kelvin and meet me in the steam showers.
4. "I be punching you in the uvula."
Diss my man again, and:
"Im'a shove my fist so far up your ass that you'll be kissing my ring from the inside."
"Your friends will think you're a Muppet"
"You'll be tastin' the hand job I gave him this morning."
"Your tonsils be chargin' me rent"
6. A nice Satanist boy.
7. Look on the bright side. At least he's handsome... er...good in bed... er... rich.
You spend two years trying to win the Man of Your Dreams, and the next thirty being embarrassed by him at every family dinner.
8. The limp wrist is classic drag
9. That's not what you called me in bed last night.
Kelvin: "You're my...best dude friend...of a cousin."
That's not what you called me in bed last night.
That's too long to fit on the wedding invitations.
You forgot "snugglebunny"
Come over here and call me that again.
10. A Best Dude Friend of a Cousin
11. What do you fantasize about, Stephen?
12. What Stephen fantasizes about
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