Isaac Ordonez models at Paris Fashion Week, with some boyfriends, Lucas from "Stranger Things," some random twinks, and Taylor's dick

 


Isaac Ordonez is best known as the sweet, queer-coded Pugsley Addams on Wednesday,, and he's been in a few other tv shows and shorts, but he seems to be more interested in modeling.  In March 2026, he hit Paris Fashion Week.















He doesn't model like this -- yet



 






He modeled the androgynous "Washed Out Match," by LaCoste designer Pelagia Kolotourosos.  She was inspired by a tennis game RenĂ© Lacoste tried to play in 1923: it was washed out due to bad weather, but fans showed up anyway.

Dressed like this?

Galore comments:  "Isaac loves taking risks -- experimenting with textures, fabrics, and silhouettes."  

And gender stereotypes.








Here Isaac schmoozes with fellow LaCoste model Taylor Zakhar Perez, who played Alex in Red White and Royal Blue: The bad-boy son of the U.S. President, who falls in love with the stick-in-the-mud Prince Henry of Britain. 











Taylor's modeling is more masculine-coded, but he uses the same face-up pose.  Isaac has a bigger Adam's apple.

I don't think that Isaac is particularly drawn to gay actors, like Alfie Williams: he also posts photos with straight actors Aubrey Plaza (Rio on Agatha All Along) and Caleb McLaughlin (Lucas on Stranger Things).
















Wait -- Aubrey Plaza is bi, and Lucas -- straight, but can you figure out why he might be of interest to a gay teen anyway?

More after the break









How about now?

Interviews omit any questions about Isaac's dating activity, but I don't think anyone doubts that he is gay.  Well, maybe an occasional fangirl.   A Tiktok poster asks "why doesn't Isaac have a girlfriend yet?", with the answer: "He's waiting to meet me, the Girl of His Dreams."


And maybe his mother.  The text in Portuguese reads:

My Mom: Do you have any girlfriends?
Me: Excuse me?

But Isaac speaks Spanish.  I think this is fan art (the colors are from the gay pride flag, distinct from the LGBTQ Rainbow Flag).

Otherwise it's a matter of "Who is his boyfriend?" or "What boy should he date?"  Most often the answer is Moosa Mpstafa, Pugsley's buddy Eugene on Wednesday.  But I don't see a lot of evidence of the two being close in real life -- or Moosa being into guys.



Isaac's social media contains lots of posts with his buds: Cameron Crovetti (left), Luke Busey, Mikhail Novick, Nicholas Crovetti, Jacob Childress.  But only a few one-on-one activities that might signify dating.




















As of this writing, the buds are all 17 or 18, so I didn't look for nude photos of any of them.  But I did check out their social media.  Only Mikhail mentions Isaac: they did an anime cosplay together at Disneyland.  




That counts as a date.

















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