From the first three episodes of Season 3, in no particular order.
Careful, one of your dildos escaped.
It's looming like a snake by Keefe's right side.
Need help with that toy?
Need someone to show you how to use a double-headed dildo? Go find Kelvin and meet me in the steam showers.
"I be punching you in the uvula."
"Diss my man again, and Im'a shove my fist so far up your a* that you'll be kissing my ring from the inside."
"Your friends will think you're a Muppet"
"You'll be tastin' the h___ I gave him this morning."
"Your tonsils be chargin' me rent"
I actually wrote a story about Keefe's Satanist ex-boyfriend showing up to Thanksgiving dinner.
You spend two years trying to win the Man of Your Dreams...
You spend two years trying to win the Man of Your Dreams...
All of the partners look embarrassed at this exchange.
More embarrassment after the break
