This is a series of memes -- jokes -- featuring Kelvin and Keefe of The Righteous Gemstones, their friends, and a few random hunks. Most don't require you to have any background knowledge of the show.
1. Applied to join Kelvin's God Squad, rejected for being too big
2. Careful, one of your dildos escaped
3. Need help with that toy?
Need someone to show you how to use a double-headed dildo? Go find Kelvin and meet me in the steam showers.
4. "I be punching you in the uvula."
Diss my man again, and:
"Im'a shove my fist so far up your ass that you'll be kissing my ring from the inside."
"Your friends will think you're a Muppet"
"You'll be tastin' the hand job I gave him this morning."
"Your tonsils be chargin' me rent"
Keefe: Mama said I should marry that nice Satanist boy, but no, I had to pick Kelvin Gemstone.
6. A nice Satanist boy.
Or maybe just a naked Emo
More after the break