The proper terms are partner, boyfriend, and snuggle-bunny
Throw in your penis, and we have a deal.
What body parts do you mean, Keefe?
How about giving Tony's dick a chance?
What do you post on Instagram when you screw?
More after the break
If plowing doesn't motivate you, nothing will.
Are we all clear on what kissing is for?
Fan: Is this the moment you realized that you're gay?
Kelvin: Please, I've known since I was twelve.
Fan: Well, was it the moment you realized that you're in love with Keefe?
Kelvin: We've been together for like eons. What do you think?
Fan: Well, was it your first kiss?
Kelvin: Um...in love? Together for eons? We kiss like twenty times a day.
Fan: Then what was the kiss for?
Kelvin: Dude, if you have to ask, your boyfriend is doing it wrong.
It was the 1970s. Everybody was bi
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?"
"As God is my witness, when I ordered the locusts, I thought they were flowers. Happy anniversary!"
"I don't care what they say, we're boyfriends, not girlfriends."
"So, want to stop for waffles?"
"It's not your fault. You didn't know it was St. Patrick's Day."
"Believe it or not, I've been on worse dates."
We all have that friend with no filter
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