Jonah Beckett: Sean Hayes' godson does bottom stuff, faints, sucks, gets nekkid. And that's just on tv. With Trevor's cock and Milo's butt

When I was looking for gay actors in Rooster, the MAX comedy with Steve Carell as a trashy novelist roped into becoming Writer in Residence at an elite private college, I identified Jonah Beckett.  He gives his pronouns (he/him), which seems to be an LGBTQ identifier, and he says that he is the godson of gay actor Sean Hayes of Will and Grace.  No doubt he means the comedic godson.

Besides, he's cute.

In Rooster Episode 1.2, creative writing student Eva tells the class that she writes about "real life," by which she means "three-ways, girl on girl, MILF, DILF....Eli!"

She is addressing Eli (Jonah), who has just come in late.  "Hey, do you want to be pegged?" (Have a dildo inserted into his butt).

"I have asthma!" he exclaims, embarrassed.  Why would that be a problem?

"Well, bring your nebulizer."  He glares at her and takes a seat.

Later, the trashy novelist attacks his former son-in-law while he is being interviewed live on the BBC.  "Want to be pegged" Eva, watching in bed on her laptop, starts laughing, and invites Eli to watch.  He's lying naked beside her.  Apparently he did want to be pegged.

It was a heterosexual act, of course, but if he likes dildos up there, maybe he wouldn't object to a cock.  I'm going to identify him as bi. 

I'll profile Jonah with the standard three questions:

#1: Any (other) LGBTQ Roles?

He has five acting credits listed on the IMDB:

A 2012 episode of the sketch comedy series Sketchy.

The short Suck Hard (2022): After she is dumped, a girl prepares to return a box of her ex boyfriend's stuff, with the help of her three friends, two girls and a boy (Jonah).  Presumably he's gay.

A 2025 episode of The Sex Lives of College Girls.  In a subplot, extremely femme college student Norman (Jonah) keeps complaining to Resident Advisor Bela that the guy in the next dorm room changes the "chore wheel" to "chode wheel," and plays his music too loud. The offender doesn't hear her knocking because he's wearing an Oculus headset -- in his underwear.

He's not mentioned by name, but I've narrowed him down to Trevor Tordjman (left), Roby Attal, or Derek Chadwick.

In a 2025 episode of St. Denis Medical,    college student Kyle (Jonah) collapsed during a frisbee game.  Doctors Serena and Matt (Mekki Leeper, left) test him for everything, then discover that he faints every time he sees his crush, Jeff (Jeremiah Brown).  "Well, tell him how you feel," they advise.  

He was just shy? 

At least two gay roles on screen.  Let's check Jonah's theatrical work.

More after the break

Martin Compston: Scottish footballer/actor with a lot of gay and gay-subtext roles, a good buddy, and a huge dick. What could go wrong?

 

The celebrity penis subreddit has done it again, with some gifs of a guy I've never heard of, naked, his dick flapping around.  It's a little washed out, but if you look closely, you can see that it's easily two handfuls.

And why is he chained to the bed?

The scene is from The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009), which has gay or bi characters: Ex-cons Vic and Danny (Martin Compston, Eddie Marsan), who became boyfriends in prison (it's canon: they kiss), kidnap Danny's ex-girlfriend Alice to hold her for ransom. After a lot of plot twists, character reveals, and double-and-triple crossing, the guys shoot each other, and Alice keeps the money. Sounds horrifying.

The nude scene: While Vic is out, Alice seduces Danny and chains him to the bed, but he escapes.

I'll check for the usual:

Question #1: Any other gay roles?

Martin was born in 1984 in Greenock, Inverclyde, Renfrewshire, on the River Clyde about 25 miles west of Glasgow.  Beautifully evocative name.  I can almost hear "The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond":

By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes,
Where me and my true love were ever wont to gae,
On the bonnie, bonnie banks o' Loch Lomond

He attended St. Columba's High School in Gourock, Inverclyde, but left after Year Four (like junior year in the U.S.) to join the Greenock Morton Football Club.  When he was 17, he went to open auditions for Sweet Sixteen (2002), to be shot in Greenock, and he was cast as the lead: Liam, a teenager unwillingly drawn into the ned (hoodlum) subculture.  He dreams of buying a caravan and moving away with his mother and sister, but he ends up dealing drugs, forced to kill one of his friends, and murdering the other.  No heterosexual interest mentioned in the plot synopsis; at least a gay-subtext, maybe gay.  Things are looking up for Martin.

He went on to 64 acting credits, most in British productions not available in the U.S. (He says that he tried moving to the U.S. to reach a wider audience, but hated it and only lasted two weeks).  Well, I hated Britain, too, except for York and Manchester.

I'm not going to check all of them, just those that he says he's famous for, or that have titles suggesting gay content (so not Strippers vs. Werewolves, Loose Women, or Ice Cream Girls).  

Mike O'Shea in Guide to Recognizing Your Saints (2006): In a flashback to 1986, friends Mike and Dito (Shia LeBeouf as a teen, Robert Downey Jr. as an adult) are working as dog walkers for Frank, a gay drug addict (Anthony DeSando, straight in real life).  Geez, are all gay men sleazoids?  They plan to move to California together, but a gang member accosts them in retaliation for a guy Dito murdered earlier.  Mike is killed, and Dito moves to California himself for the rest of the story.  Given that Shia is extremely homophobic, I doubt that there's a gay subtext here.

Joshua in Doomsday (2008): A future Scotland, quarantined because of a deadly virus (wait -- that's 28 Years Later).  A team is sent from London to look for survivors who are immune, and run afoul of feudal lord Kane (Malcolm McDowell). Joshua does not appear in any plot synopsis or review.

DS Steve Arnott in the police procedural Line of Duty (2012-21).  DS Steve has been transferred to the the Anti-Corruption Unit from the Anti-Terrorism Unit, and is not happy.   According to the fan wiki, he is a "flirty Casanova" in Series 1 and 2, before settling down with a steady girlfriend, who dumps him.  Later he has relationships with Sam and Steph (gay tease: they're both women).

So mostly straight roles, and the gay and gay-adjacent roles are homophobic, presenting  gay men as decadent, deviant outsiders.  I don't think Martin is gay, but I'll check.

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Derek Chatwick: Jonah Beckett's twunk dorm mate sells cosmetics, plays only gay characters. With other "Sex Lives" dicks and butts

 

I didn't watch The Sex Lives of College Girls (2021-25), for obvious reasons, but while researching Jonah Beckett, I found a scene in Episode 3.10 where Jonah's character complains that the guy in the next dorm room plays music too loud.   The R.A. investigates, and finds him in his underwear.  Very muscular. 

He isn't named, but he takes off his mask, giving us a face shot, so I compared it to the photos on the IMDB cast list.  The photos are very small, and Sex Lives cast a lot of muscular guy with that square=jawed "matinee idol" look. but I managed to narrow the list of potential musclemen down to: 

Noah (Trevor Tordjman, left, nude in my profile of Justin Beckett)

Parker (Derek Chadwick)

Eli (Michael Provost, butt left)

 Justin (Austin Phillips)

Cooper (Roby Attal, nude after the break)

I searched LPSG and the actors' Instagram for more photos to compare, and found:

It's Derek Chatwick: he posts the scene on his Instagram, and states that Parker is now a regular on the show.  But he only appears in that one episode. Maybe it was cancelled. 

He has 1.7 million followers!  That's quite an accomplishment for someone with only 16 posts.  He must be doing something besides flexing.  

Then I found interviews in Attitude, Them, and Gay Times that reveal a lot of biographical information.

Originally Derek Binsack, he was born on Long Island in 1995.  He graduated from Sachem High School in Lake Ronkonkoma in 2013.  I couldn't find any college information; maybe he moved directly into a  career as a fitness model and influencer.

He was named Twunk of the Year by  Just Us Boys in 2016.

Plus he founded the Chaddy cosmetics line: lip plumpers (coconut and vanilla), silky eye serum, tanning water, all for men.

Men need plump lips and silky eyes, when they're  not in drag?

And he had a few acting gigs:

The short Cowboy Baby (2012), about a teenager exploring his "nascent physical curiosity.."

Experimenter (2015) is about the famous Milgram Experiment, where most test subjects were willing to deliver electric shocks to strangers when an authority figure told them to.  Peter Sarsgaard, the Queerbaiting Detective in The Bride, played Stanley Milgram.  Derek played one of the test subjects.

He changed his name to Derek Chatwick for uncredited roles in Scream Queens (2016), Blue Bloods (2016), and Wonderstruck (2017).  

But two things pushed him into considering acting as a serious career.

More after the break.  Caution: Explicit.

The Face of Pure Evil at Denkmann Elementary School

This is the Face of Pure Evil
 

And the House Where Evil Dwells.

When I was a kid, it was painted grey, and that attic window had bars on it.

I lived on 41st Street, the the north side of Denkmann Elementary School  My boyfriend Bill lived two blocks north, by 18th Avenue -- a busy street that I was not allowed to cross.

To the east was Darry's house (we hadn't met yet), and eventually  Country Style Ice Cream.

To the south was Dewey's Candy Store, Gary's house, and  eventually the Nazarene Church.

To the west was Schneider's Drug Store, where you could buy comic books. 

But we never took the direct route to Schneider's.  We walked all the way up to 18th Avenue and around to the back, to avoid The Maniac and his house.

There were lots of Mean Boys at Denkmann who would steal your lunch money, call you names, or pound you for infractions of the rules of grade school behavior. Like Dick, who hung out by Dewey's Candy Store and pounded you for being a "girl."  Or Mark, who hung out by the south door, and challenged smaller boys to fight him.  But The Maniac was by far the worst.

Most bullies choose one or two victims to torment; everyone else is safe.  But the Maniac was indiscriminate, targeting everyone except girls and bigger boys.  He interpreted the most innocent statement or gesture, even standing too close to him, even looking at him, as an insult that must be redressed: "Now we have to fight!"

If you refused, he attacked on the spot, or if you were inside the school, ambushed you on the way home.

If you agreed to fight, you met your doom later, on the west side of the school yard, a desolate space of dead trees and yellow grass across the street from his house.

Snarling like a rabid dog, The Maniac punched and kicked you everywhere, in the face, the chest, the belly, the balls.  When you collapsed, bloody and sobbing, he poured dirt on you, spat in your face, and moved on.

When you tried to tell teachers, they simply said "No one likes a tattle-tale."

When you tried to tell parents, they  simply said "You have to learn to fight your own battles."

The only escape was to avoid the Maniac: don't sit near him in the cafeteria, don't stand near him at recess, run home as fast as you could after school, and at all costs stay away from the House of Evil.  Don't go anywhere near 40th Street.

But one day during the summer after third grade,  I was stupid.  Mom asked me to return a cake-decorating kit that she borrowed from the Old Lady Schoolteachers for some PTA event.  They lived on 40th Street, two houses south of the House of Evil.

 

I should have walked all the way around Denkmann School, but it was hot, Cartoon Showboat was coming on soon, and besides, the Maniac might not even be home.  So I cut diagonally across the parking lot and the schoolyard and came to 40th Street exactly parallel to the Old Lady Schoolteachers' house.

(Model is over 18).

I peered at the House of Evil -- it looked deserted -- took a deep breath, and crossed the street.  I was in the yard -- almost up to the screen porch.  Almost safe.

"Hey, Fairy!"

More after the break