Workaholics, Episode 6.1: Blake is gay in this one, but don't worry, Adam still likes dicks. With bonus Dane cock...I mean Cook
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Julian Lerner: Six-pack abs, some costars' bulges and dicks, and a lot of premiere parties for movies he wasn't in.
I stumbled upon Julian Lerner while researching someone else. I don't know who he is, but anyone with abs like that deserves a profile.
But I don't profile singers. Let's see some acting roles.
It also stars:
1. Joshua Colley., left, as Captain Hook's son. I thought Captain Hook was gay. Ki must be adopted.
2. Peder Lindell as Morgana Le Fay's son.
3. Paolo Montalban, bulging left, as King Charming -- Prince Charming after he inherited the throne, get it? I always thought that was a description, not his actual name.
4. Levin Valyali as the middle-aged Aladdin.
5. Kabir Bery as the teen Aladdin
6. Leonardo Nam as the Mad Hatter's son. Come on, that guy was too looney to establish a permanent romantic relationship.
7. Anthony Pyatt as the teenage Hades.
Wait, Julian Lerner isn't in this. Why is he getting photographed on the red carpet?
He wasn't in in Percy Jackson and Olympians, either, regardless of what Getty Images says.
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The Quarry: Skyler Gisondo and some gay/bi hunks fight werewolves at a summer camp
Someone on Reddit said that Skyler Gisondo was starring in a movie called The Quarry, so I looked it up on Hulu. No Skyler Gisondo. Turns out that he is the star of a video game called The Quarry.
I haven't actually played a video game since Super Mario Brothers sometime in the 1990s, so I didn't realize how lifelike the characters are now, practically identical to the actors hired to voice them.
The premise: after the summer camp of Hackett's Quarry ends, so there are no kids around, the remaining teenage counselors are attacked by werewolves and crazy redneck locals. They have to survive the night, find out who is sending the werewolves, and develop romances. You can play any of 18 teen and adult characters, including:
1. Max (Skyler Gisondo, top photo), who is at the camp with his girlfriend, a future veterinarian (useful for treating wounded werewolves).
2. Ryan (Justice Smith), a quiet, reclusive, artistic type who can be played as gay or straight. Yes, that's his dick.
3. Jacob (Zack Tinker), the dudebro who signed on as a counselor in order to get drunk and have sex with babes.
More after the break
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