When this cute guy appeared on the teen idol website, I clicked on the photo to find out if he's an actor who could rate a profile. But it turned out to be a collection of photos of his girlfriend (right), Sacha Carlson.
I went through it anyway, hoping to see the cute guy again.
Wait -- Sacha has a little chest hair here. Wouldn't a girl try to hide it? And I'm no expert, but shouldn't there be some stuff up front? Maybe they're transitioning?
A shirtless shot, with muscles and chest hair. This person has a male-coded physique and a woman's face. Maybe they're nonbinary?
A femme boy who is into girls, as the many, many girl-hugging and kissing photos on his Instagram suggest.
No reason why straight guys can't be femme, but doubtless everyone Sacha meets, including casting agents, will assume that he's gay, so he will be offered a lot of gay parts.
Other than music videos, Sacha has five acting credits listed on the IMDB:
Two episodes of American Housewife (2018): his character not listed in the plot synopsis, but doubtless he's a student at the ballet academy that gay-vague Oliver (Daniel DiMaggio) is hoping to be admitted to.
Julie and the Phantoms (2020), about a teenage girl who forms a band with the ghosts of three teenage musicians who died from eating bad hot dogs in the 1990s: Luke (Charlie Gillespie, left), Reggie (Jeremy Shada), and Alex (Owen Joyner).
Alex is gay, and fully accepted by his bandmates. He starts a relationship with Willie (Booboo Stewart), the ghost of a boy who died in a skateboarding accident.
Sacha plays Nick, a (living) femme boy who Julie is crushing on.
A 2022 episode of 9-1-1 Lone Star. Sacha's character doesn't appear in the plot synopsis, but there's a wrestling match and a road-rage incident, so he must be involved in one of those.
Everything I Ever Wanted (2025): It's the Girl of His Dreams.
More after the break. What comes next will shock you,as the clickbaiters say.
The tv series A Week Away (2025): Max (Antonio Cipriano, left) and the Sunshine Kids adapt to Christian summer camp, with the help of seasoned camper Jake (Sacha). See, they're spending a week away from home, not anticipating something that's a week away. There are various rivalries, squabbles, romances, shirtless workouts, attempts to win the newbies for Christ...
Wait -- I went to Nazarene camp every summer, and no one did any personal soul-inning. We assumed that all of the campers were already saved, or why would they be there?
And songs:
Thank You for everything that feels too hard to bear
Thank You that sometimes I don’t know if You're still there
Thank You for the Hell of it.
Jason Marsden, best known as the voice of Steve on American Dad, plays Bog. Wait -- the short guy, who I crushed on in the 1990s, who I profiled with photos of his penis, is fundamentalist? I'm crushed.
I didn't look for any nude photos of Sacha Carlson, but every time I search for him, Google annoyingly asks "Are you sure you don't mean shock comedian Sacha Baron Cohen? You must mean Sacha Baron Cohen, right?" So here's a photo of Cohen trying shock airplane passengers on Eastbound & Down. Doubtless a prosthetic.
Who is the cute guy that got me started down the rabbit hole of Sacha Carlson research? He doesn't appear in any more of Sacha's photos, but he may be Jeremy Shada of Julie and the Phantoms, best known as the voice of Jake the Human on Adventure Time.
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