Jason Marsden: Second hottest of the Short Guy Brigade, Steve Smith, Max Goof, and Robin. With Marsden dicks


No, I don't mean James Marsden.  I don't care that he has a nice physique and a big cock.  This profile is about Jason Marsden.






You know, Steve on American Dad, Max Goof on the Disney Channel, that cat on Hocus Pocus,  Chester McBadBat on Fairly Oddparents, Nermal in the Garfield movies, and at 5'3", a bona fide member of the Short Guy Brigade.

Born in 1975,  Jason got his start at age 11, playing A. J. Quartermaine on General Hospital (1986-88) and werewolf Eddie Munster on the remake of the classic 1960s tv series The Munsters (1988-91).





As a teenager and young adult, he occasionally played a girl's boyfriend, but more often, a homoromantic best buddy: his characters bonded with Omri Katz in the paranormal-investigator series Eerie Indiana (1992), Perry King in Almost Home (1993), Brandon Call on Step by Step (1993-98), and Robert Downey Jr. on Allie McBeal (1997).









White Squall, 1996, sends Jeff Bridges and a group of teenagers onto a boat threatened by a mega-storm.  Some of them die.

Jason appears on a 2002 episode of Will and Grace.  Rejected by Will for being too short, the Pocket Gay eventually wins him over, and they head into the bedroom together.  No kissing -- guys didn't kiss on camera in 2002.


He returned to beefcake in Return to the Batcave (2003), an adventure involving the real life Adam West and Burt Ward, Batman and Robin from the 1960s tv series.  As the young Burt Ward, Jason displayed an impressive muscular physique.





Only a few live-action roles after that.  He wrote, directed, and starred in Locker 13, 2014, based on the R. Stine novel, about "making the right choices."   It gets a 13% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Well, back to voice work.  And displaying his butt.










More after the break.  Caution: explicit




Going through Jason's animation work becomes tedious because there's so much of it: G.I. Joe Renegades, the X Men video game, Thundercats, Space Guys in Space, The Garfield Show, Clarence, Duck Tales, The Lion Guard...













Going through his instagram becomes tedious, too, because it is endless.  Hundreds of photos from fan conventions, usually while hugging his girlfriend or wife: the House of Mouse Expo, Planet Comicon, the New Jersey Horror Con, the Nostalgia Con, the Nashville Horror Con, the Smokey Mountain Fan Fest....it goes on.

The guy is busy.  Not much time for beefcake or butt photos. 


But he posts a few.  


















And an occasional cock.  Or is this James Marsden?















This one doesn't look like the other.  Maybe it's another MarsAttack.  

As far as I know, Jason's only gay role was the Pocket Gay.  I found one post expressing solidarity with "My Dear LGBTQ-munity."  

And there are a lot fan ships of Max Goof and his antagonist Bradley.



Quit complaining, James.  You're next.








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    1. I've hooked up with tall guys, but almost all of the guys I've dated have been short.

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