Gemstones Future Memes: a gay resort, dog cousin's night, a nude wedding, a demon in the sack, and "Who dreamed it?"

 You know they do three shows a day, right?

In French class we called them "false friends"

Dogs can be cousins,too.

 Doubtful, but you never know.

Kelvin: Keefe is a good teacher.  He's done everything: oral, anal top, anal bottom...

BJ: Anything with...

Kelvin: 69, frottage, split roasting, intefemoral...

BJ: Anything with...

Keefe: Bondage, S&M, CBT, WS, Princeton Rub...

BJ: Anything with women?

Kelvin: Gross!  No, of course not!

First they refuse to admit it, then they refuse to shut up about it.

In 20 years, they'll still be studying The Kiss.

More future memes after the break

At least put on a jockstrap.

Never let your brother choose your best men.

I wonder who Gideon's husband was

Homilectics is the study of sermon construction and preaching.

Keefe was a demon in the sack

 Calm down, they had fifty years together.

The Newhart Show did it, so why not The Righteous Gemstones?

Adam DeMamp from Workaholics had the dream.

Tony Cavalero on Judgment Day