1. Random nude dude
2. The Nude Dude Review
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Kelvin: Coming to this gay resort was a good idea. Keefe's going to be sorry that he missed the Nude Dude Review. I wonder where he went.
3. In French class we called them "false friends"
4. Best dog friend of a cousin
Keefe: Threw my back out in the sauna....I knew it didn't bend that way. Must get to Kelvin...missing the Nude Dude Review...must see dicks.
At a conference in Montreal, Kelvin discovers too late that Le Spectacle des Trainées does not feature hot male interns.
4. Best dog friend of a cousin
Keefe: We have to bring him to Cousin Night, Kelvin. He's the best dog friend of a cousin.
For this one, you need to know that Kelvin started to call Keefe his boyfriend, then chickened out and said "best...dude...friend of a cousin"