Gemstones Season 2 Memes: Kelvin swishes, the God Squad eats, Keefe asks about sex, and I don't get an Easy Bake Oven

These are jokes riffing on scenes from Righteous Gemstones Season 2.

1. Pre- Season 2: Could they at least get naked?

2. Guys, you can prove you're straight by kissing after the hug

Kelvin: No, your head goes...

Keefe: I think I put my right arm...um..over here...

Kelvin: My hand goes on your butt...no, on your waist...hey, are you aroused?

Keefe: No..a little...ok, a lot.

Kelvin: Move your thigh over there...no, there...your hand goes here...dude, I told you to research how straight guys hug.

3. Don't fill up on bread

4. Nobody is that good an actor, Kelvin.

5. Eli should have known that this would happen

6. Why would anyone be tempted?

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Gideon Memes: impressing a cute boy, the amazing technicolor dreamcoat, and his first fully clothed scene in five years

If your abs don't impress him, Faulkner won't

Teenage Gideon at the sleepover: This is fascinating.  Reminiscent of the early Faulkner, with the homoerotic subtexts that one often finds in Southern Gothic fiction.

The cute boy he's trying to impress: Dude, that's a blank scrapbook.

 Perform with your shirt off.  No one will notice.

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Room for one more.

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Gemstones Season 3 Episode 7-9 Memes: The bare-butt massage, plowing, posting, and what kissing is for

 

The proper terms are partner, boyfriend, and snuggle-bunny

Throw in your penis, and we have a deal.

What body parts do you mean, Keefe?

How about giving Tony's dick a chance?

What do you post on Instagram when you screw?

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Gemstones Future Memes: a gay resort, dog cousin's night, a nude wedding, a demon in the sack, and "Who dreamed it?"

 You know they do three shows a day, right?

In French class we called them "false friends"

Dogs can be cousins,too.

 Doubtful, but you never know.

Kelvin: Keefe is a good teacher.  He's done everything: oral, anal top, anal bottom...

BJ: Anything with...

Kelvin: 69, frottage, split roasting, intefemoral...

BJ: Anything with...

Keefe: Bondage, S&M, CBT, WS, Princeton Rub...

BJ: Anything with women?

Kelvin: Gross!  No, of course not!

First they refuse to admit it, then they refuse to shut up about it.

In 20 years, they'll still be studying The Kiss.

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