Kelton's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: James Dean, Orson Welles, Bamm-Bamm Rubble, and a nude Pontius

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This is a collection of cute/cool or hot/humorous photos of actor Kelton Dumont, best known as Pontius in The Righteous Gemstones.  As far as I know, he's over 18 in all but #2.  There are also some photos of his dad James and a few friends. 

1. "Punching or licking.  Your choice."

Am I licking, or are you?

2. Boating at dusk. I like the cityscape in the background.

3. Kelton playing Orson Welles in a Halloween broadcast. Why do you need to be in costume for a radio play?

4. Pontius is interrupted in media res

4. Back to War of the Worlds. Burgers with the cast.

5. A random photo with no connection to anyone in War of the Worlds, especially not the drama major on the left.

 6. James in Red

More Kelton, and maybe more James, after the break

Researching Trey Makai: A gay teen, a bodybuilder tease, some queerbaiting, influencer dick, and nude Hawiian dudes

 I get a lot of social media recommendations from bodybuilders,fitness influencers, and various hunkoids.  Most are unsuitable for a profile here, but Trey Makai hit all of my requirements:

1. According to the recommendation, he's an actor. Maybe he's played gay characters.

2. The photo showed him wearing an effeminate ring, setting off my gaydar.  He's doubtless gay in real life. 

3. He's a bodybuilder.

4. Makai is a Hawaiian word meaning "toward the sea."  He must be Native Hawaiian. 

 Native Hawaiians make up about 23% of the population of Hawaii.  Only about 2,000 speak Hawaiian as their first language, but many more have learned it in school or through apps.  And 600,000 speak Hawaiian Pidgin, a stable creole language.  

Dat moke mahu buggah get one beeg choke kine ule, bra,  You like mebbe get downstair?

That muscular gay man has a very large penis, my friend.  Would you care to engage in oral sex with him?

I'll look for that beeg ule, but first let's check #1: Gay characters

Trey has only three acting credits listed on the IMDB.

1. Goodburger 2 (2023), a sequel to the 1997 Good Burger, with middle aged doofuses Dexter and Ed (aka Keenan and Kel) trying to save their beloved fast-food joint.  I can't tell if there's a gay subtext or not.  Trey performs the song "Billionaire."  That's all?  That's performing, not acting.

2. The music video Little Kids Nowadays (2022): Brent Rivera and his boyfriend Caleb babysit his 11-year old niece, who wants to go to Starbucks so she can record her Vlog.  Then she breaks up with her boyfriend and gets a new one (Tanner, who has no lines; he just sits in the booth next to the girl, grinning).  Brent sings: 

Like I-I just don’t get it
These kids are so grown up!

They got boyfriends and girlfriends. 
The only thing I was playing with when I was 11 was toys! Not girls' hearts!

Girls' hearts, Brent?  According to Google AI, you're gay.  You were dating influencer Pierson Wodzynski until 2024, and now you're dating Monako.  Wait -- those are both girls.  You're straight, gay tease!

3. Trey's last role to date is Tanner in six episodes of Mani, Season 6, a teencom about a male nanny.   It has a bizarre release schedule: Season 5 was released in 2020, Season 6 in 2013, Season 7 in 2022, and Season 8 in 2013.  But when I fast-forwarded through Trey's episodes, they were dated 2022.

Tanner appears as the ex-boyfriend of Brittany, who has currently switched bodies with the male nanny Mani.  She interrogates him about who he is taking to the prom, but all he says is "a friend."  

On the Big Night, Brittany (newly restored to her original body) decides that she wants to rekindle their relationship: "I love you. You're my soul mate.  I want to spend the rest of my life with you."  Girl, you're 13 years old.

Tanner: "I love you, too, but not in that way anymore." 

Brittany: "Is there someone else? That girl you're taking to the prom?"

Tanner: "It's not a girl, it's a guy."

Brittany: "Oh, ok,  Not a problem.  See ya."   

He leaves, and never appears or is mentioned again.  There are no scenes set in the prom.  But at least it's a gay character.  One out of three isn't bad.

I usually look for beefcake or nude photos of the other male actors in a show.  With Mani, I spent an hour on research.  Some cast members had private Instagrams, some had no internet presence at all, and none had any beefcake photos, except for Nick Checket, who plays Uncle Keith in six episodes.  He's married to the Most Beautiful Woman in the World but at least he shows his chest.

More after the break. Caution: Explicit

Bridger Buckley: Titan, pizza guy, kidnapped footballer, with a practically perfect physique and a donkey d...or is it a camel?

 

I've been watching The Neighborhood (2018-2025) about two nuclear families who are...um...neighbors, because someone on Reddit said that the femme, long-haired Grover (Hank Greenspan) was gay.  So far he hasn't expressed any interest in men or women, or really interacted with anyone outside the two families.

He doesn't appear in Episode 4.10, "Welcome to Jury Duty," (2022), but in the B-plot, Malcolm and Mary rent out their house for a movie, without realizing that it's going to be a porno.  They watch as the Hot Pizza Guy comes to the door -- and are shocked when he starts stripping off-camera.

Hot Pizza Guy is Bridger Buckley -- great name, attractive face, beautiful physique (pectoral perfection except for a dumb tattoo).  He's got one movie and two tv appearances listed on the IMDB, and I'm going to try to watch all of them.

An article in the Washington State Pullman student magazine provides some biographical details: Bridger Buckley grew up in Snohomish, Washington, a suburb of Seattle.  He was an "angry fat kid" who changed his diet, bulked up, and went out for football. -- Snohomish Panthers, class of 2014.  

He went to Washington State Pullman on a football scholarship, but was hit by a car during his sophomore year, resulting in a concussion and two fractured vertebrae.  It took a long time to recover, but eventually he returned to WSU and the football team.  Another injury, this time a badly sprained ankle, put an end to his football career, but not to his fitness goals.

By 2018, he was ranked #44 in West Coast Men in the Crossfit Games.

In 2019, he competed in The Titan Games, a sports reality show hosted by Dwayne Johnson: Fitness trainers, paramedics, accountants, soccer coaches, and other amateurs with amazing physiques faced Greek mythology-type challenges. 

Bridger won the Hammering Ram and Mount Olympus, permitting him to go on to the Battle of the Titans and win Herculean Pull,  In the season finale, The Titan Championship, he lost the Uprising (pulling an anvil through a series of concrete barriers).

 James-Jean Louis, a truck driver from Miami Beach, was named top male Titan.

After graduating from WSU Pullman in 2019, Bridger pursued a career as a fitness trainer and model.  He won #3 in the Male Commercial Actor of the Year Awards at the IMTA (International Modeling and Talent Association).

And he began auditioning:

1. The Neighborhood (2022)

2. NCIS, Episode 13.10 (2022), "Where Loyalties Lie": A scientist working with the marines is murdered, and her advanced technology stolen, so the NCIS team has to "race against the clock" to catch the baddie.   Bridger has a walk-on.

More after the break

Peacemaker, Episode 3.7: In a fascist parallel Earth, Judomaster comes out, and Vigilante finds his soul mate. With bonus Vietnamese d*cks.

 

Nhut Le has returned as the Supervillain Judomaster in Season 2 of Peacemaker, the DC Comics series about inept superheroes.  He's gay in real life, so I'm reviewing Episode 2.7, "Like a Keith in the Night," to see if there's any evidence that his character is gay.

Title: A parody of "Like a thief in the night," a reference to the Rapture.

Back Story: Washed-up superhero Peacemaker (John Cena) is mourning his dead brother, and the fact he had to kill his evil white-surpremacist supervillain father.  He stumbles through an interdimensional vortex in his father's old house into another universe, where Peacemaker is a hero, Dad is nice, and Brother Keith is still alive.  

After accidentally killing that world's Peacemaker, he decides to stay.  He even tracks down this world's counterpart of the lady who wants to be Just Friends, and guess what?  She's in love with this world's Peacemaker!  He's got it made!

But in Episode 2.6, his friends (and an enemy) come to retrieve him.  Just Friends finds him down at ARGUS Headquarters, where she discovers that this is a white-supremacist Nazi-dominated United States.  She wonders why he didn't get a clue from the swastika on American flags and Mein Kampf on every desk.  Answer: He's not very bright.

Scene 1: Peacemaker's buddy, the superhero Vigilante (Freddie Stroma), meets his Nazi world-counterpart (Kellen Boyle), and they bond over superhero gossip.  He mentions that he belongs to the Sons of Liberty, a resistance movement to the fascist state. 

"Wait -- the Nazis won World War II here?"

"So the Allies won in your world?  You must live in a utopia!"  Um...do you want to tell him, or should I?

Suddenly Vigilante remembers that one of the friends he came with is black.  They have to find her before she gets grabbed and sent to a concentration camp!

Cut to Leota being chased by an angry mob.  They chase her into a pool.  Judomaster rescues her, and electrocutes the mob (or you could just fly away with her.  Oh, right -- you're a villain).   

Cut to Peacemaker and Just Friends trying to escape.  They're surrounded, so he grabs her and flies her out -- ineptly. 

Scene 2:  Peacemaker's Dad (Robert Patrick) calls to tell Brother Keith (David Denman, left) to get home fast -- he's got Economos, a guy from a parallel world, tied up in the living room.

"I'm just a casual thief who got caught, and made up a story," he claims.  They don't believe him.  They also know that their Peacemaker is dead, replaced by the one from his world,  "a dark version of ours."  

Brother Keith ran into Just Friends earlier, and complains that she must be from that other world, too: "She was wearing...ugh..pants, and she never heard of Helloween!" 

"Ok, we have to round up and kill all of the intruders from the Dark World."

Scene 3: Judomaster takes Leota to a safe house -- one where the owners are out of town -- and explains that they are in a parallel world, with the portal in Peacemaker's father's house.    

"What's up with this place?" Leota asks  "I just went for a walk, and got chased by an angry mob."

"The Nazis won World War II.  You don't want to be a minority here...or Buddhist...or gay...or anything I am, really.  Also, Cheetohs end with an h here, and they aren't nearly as good."  Ok, he's gay, in a blink-and-you miss it throwaway line tucked in with a joke about Cheetos.

"So what do we do now?"

"Wait till nightfall, find your friends, and sneak into Peacemaker's father's house, and go through the portal to get home." 

While waiting, they play Scrabble (Scrobble in this world), and discuss Leota's problems with her girlfriend., and how much Judomaster hates Peacemaker, "jingoistic garbage person." 

"If you open your mind a little, you'll find out that he's really a sweet guy."

More after the break