Kelvin and Keefe at a gay resort sometime after Season 3, watching the Nude Dude Review.
Tropic Thunder
Nine inches and counting
Big Daddy
First time on stage
More nude dudes after the break
"They're combing Wyoming": Eight guys flexing in Idaho, hiking in Wyoming, and hooking up after the opera
The title of "Eight Hot/Hung Arnkansans" comes from the musical Annie Get Your Gun, as Frank Reynolds explains that he's extremely good in bed, but a player, so you shouldn't get involved. He continues:
There's a guy in Wyoming -- they're combing Wyoming/ To find the man in white who was with him that night.
Gulp, that sounds sinister, but he just means that he ghosted the guy after the hookup.
Here are eight hot/hung/naked guys from Wyoming and nearby mountain states. First up: a wrestler from the University of Idaho, Moscow.
Denver, Colorado selfie.
The Denver Art Museum. Generic name, Gaudi style.
Dick with dumbbell in Fort Collins.
On to Sheridan, Wyoming
College student selfie.
More mountain state dick after the break. Warning -- arousal.
Nazarene Baptism: A liberal preacher, a swimming pool baptism, and a lot of sausage sightings
At the beginning of my senior year in high school, our long-time Nazarene preacher had to resign after his son got a girl pregnant. Our new preacher, Rev. Spearman from Northwest Nazarene College in Idaho, was tall, blond, stupid...and liberal: on the cutting edge of evangelical theology.
Most Nazarenes had no idea that LGBT people existed -- they weren't even mentioned until the last edition of the Manual -- but Brother Spearman gleefully referenced homa-sekshuls in nearly every sermon, blaming nearly every catastrophe or social problem on them, or on Christians for not hating them enough.
Most Nazarenes preachers screamed about our need to go down to the altar to get saved (forgiven of our sins) and sanctified (being cleansed of the ability to sin), but Brother Spearman added a third step, technically in the theology but rarely mentioned: consecration, dedicating your life to God.
Thus he cannily increased the number of times you had to go to the altar. I was sure he did it to push up the altar-call numbers, which would lead to a renewed contract.
More after the break
Players: Romcom with a sports writer who ends up with who you expect, plus a bi guy who hooks up off-camera and some butts
Brock O'Hurn is starring in a new movie on Netflix, Players: a female sports writer named Mack has a foolproof plan for hooking up with guys, but then she falls in love with a hookup. Do straight women really have trouble finding guys to have sex with? Aren't they, like, hit on constantly?
Her best buddy is played by Damon Wayons, who I thought was homophobic due to the shockingly hateful In Living Color (Remember "Men on Film"?). In 2019 he apologized for some homophobic tweets from 2011 to 2016: "I was unaware of the emotional impact they would have." He is currently the executive producer of Glamorous, which stars a nonbinary or femme gay guy, so we'll check....
No wikipedia plot synopsis, no LGBTQ representation in the trailer. Grr -- I hate these Netflix one-word titles! They make it impossible to research. No way to tell if there are any minor "sassy work friend" gay characters, except by watching.
Scene 1: At a bar, Bran (Augustus Prew) and his crew discuss strategies for getting him into the pants of his target: pretend to be drunk and spill a drink on her? Steal her scarf and pretend that you found it? They decide on Fiji Fantasy: Bran and his "girlfriend," Mack, argue and break up in front of the target. The girlfriend is careful to emphasize that it's not about the sex: he is incredibly fantastic at that; she just feels inferior because he's so rich and has been with so many attractive women.
Their buds Adam and Little (Damon, Joel Courtney) watch in adoration: "This is a master class." I think it's a little heavy-handed. Unless she's a complete nitwit, the target will catch on that it's a hookup scam.
Scene 2: She's a nitwit. While Bran is off sexing her, the others walk home. Adam wonders what will happen when the target finds out he's not rich. "Are you new here? After the sexing, he'll never see her again."
Uh-oh, Bran calls: he "bucknerded" it by forgetting the name of his "girlfriend." Why not use the same name every time?
But it doesn't matter, because hes's moving on to a new target; the guy by the white owl back at the bar.
A guy? The buds approve "Been awhile -- I like your style." Mack suggests "Run Time Step." Little, who happens to be Bran's baby brother, offers to help.
We don't see the play.Why do we see the girl target but not the guy target? Afraid the audience will be offended by a gay hookup?
Instead, we continue to focus on Adam and Mack. They discuss their problems working for a newspaper, a "dying medium," Mack's new feature on memorable local sports, and "we're perfect for each other but don't want to admit it"." The background song: "What cha waiting for? Your prayers have already been answered!"
Left: Joel Courtney's butt.
More romance after the break
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