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Why do you read a profile of an actor who has appeared only in shows that you never watch and movies that you've never heard of? Why do I research him? Sure, it's fun to check out his acting projects for gay representation, and his social media for evidence that he is gay. Sometimes there are other interesting things to learn about, like the Welsh language, Russian science fiction, or the scheduled tribes of India. But I really want to see his penis.
It may be displayed during a show, on social media, on hookup sites, or leaked. It may not precisely belong to him, but the face and physique are close enough. I'm even down with a very well done artist's interpretation. After all, seeing a cock is always better than not seeing a cock.
Here are my 18 favorite penises from the profiles of the handsome/hung actors (not bodybuilders or teen idols).
1. Aaron Moody (top photo). It took a lot of research to figure out which Aaron Moody had 11 inches. Turns out that it's not the Nip/Tuck fratboy who got his face superglued to his buddy's butt.
4. Matt Smith. Prince Phillip, Charles Manson, Christopher Isherwood, Dr. Who, and Superworm shows us his cock twice. And his butt, for a change of pace.
5. Noah Matthews Matofsky. Most Down Syndrome guys are on the small side (I'm not telling you how I know), but Noah is an exception. Plus he can say "I love you" in 20 languages.
6. Ansel Pierce. Although he is best known as the Euphoria hung dude, Ansel has other points of interest, like a job in West Hollywood and a movie about a chubby gay guy in love (he plays the buddy).
7. Josh Fadem. The coffee guy from the Twin Peaks remake sings a Hanukkah song and shows us his stuf.
8. George MacKay. We only see the dick of the time traveler's buddy from behind. This makes it even more provocative.
9. Jackson Tessmer. What can you say about a guy who goes to Hebrew School, stars in Christian dramas, and posts nude selfies?
More after the break. Caution: Explicit.