I swear, I did it right this time. Searching for short videos on the nude celebrity site, I found Aaron Moody displaying an enormous cock. So big that it was rather shocking, and I've seen a lot of them.
I've been fooled before with videos of non-actors, so I immediately checked the IMDB, and found that Aaron Moody had six acting roles. His professional resume listed several more.
Ok, we were good to go on a profile.
Aaron was born on December 18, 1979 in Grants Pass, Oregon, in the far south of the state, near the California border. As a teenager he had starring roles in The Tell Tale Heart, Philadelphia Here I Come, and Twelfth Night. After graduating from high school in 1998, he moved to Los Angeles, took acting lessons, and started auditioning.
In 2000 his commercial for the Volkswagon Cabrio won a Cleo Award, and hit #48 on the
Cosmo list of "Sexiest Stuff Ever." The guy and his girlfriend drive their Cabrio through the darkness to a house party, where everyone is impressed.
Aaron's tv debut came the same year, on an episode of Crime Strike: a recreation of real-life events where "heroic citizens" used guns to defend themselves against aggressors. Sounds like a validation of the Tough on Crime Movement, which gave the U.S. the highest incarceration rate in the world.
Next came a short, The Truth about Beef Jerky (2002): Count Nugent (a parody of singer Ted Nugent) lures a group of hippies with the promise of a music festival, but he and his right-wing pals are really going to kill the "deviants" and turn them into beef jerky.
The short is available for streaming on Youtube: Aaron plays the hackey-sack playing Paul, who is eviscerated by Count Nugent's arrows.
Filmmaker Fritz Junker was definitely on the side of the hippies: "I spent six months researching Nugent's lifestyle. He's a total and complete lunatic."
Aaron's next major on-screen role came in a 2005 episode of the plastic-surgery show
Nip/Tuck: Christian is called in to perform emergency surgery on a fraternity hazing ritual gone wrong: Alex (Aaron) and another pledge had their cheeks super-glued to the butt of Derek (Adam Henderschott).
I went through the entire episode on fast-forward, to see if Aaron returns. Later Christian (Julian McMahon, top photo) shows his butt, savagely criticizes a guy for being bisexual, says that his girlfriend is "my property" (she agrees), and tells us that "the traditional ways are the best: marriage should consist of one man and one woman." Holy cow, the guy is a sexist, homophobic bigot. Apparently the show was well known for its homophobia.
In 2006 Aaron played a dialogue replacement actor in
John Tucker Must Die and a reporter in
Love, Hollywood Style: "four intertwining stories filled with fantasy, set in the entertainment industry on Valentine's Day." I haven't found a plot synopsis online.
Next came two plays:
The Speed of Darkness: Two Vietnam veterans have a terrible secret that could destroy their lives (no, it's not being gay).
Thursday: A drama about a lady who lost her leg in the London bombing.
And two short films:
Chope (2007): A young man deals with the death of his mother.
Cessation (2009): Matt (Ben Shields) thinks that he met the Girl of His Dreams, but she turns into a monster.
And "loop group" for
Adventures in Appletown (2009), starring Cole and Dylan Sprouse from
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
The monster cock after the break. Caution: Explicit.
