Aaron Moody: Who has the monster cock, the Nip/Tuck fratboy or the Swindon reserve goal keeper? With two butts and a lot of monster cocks

 

I swear, I did it right this time.  Searching for short videos on the nude celebrity site, I found Aaron Moody displaying an enormous cock.  So big that it was rather shocking, and I've seen a lot of them.

I've been fooled before with videos of non-actors, so I immediately checked the IMDB, and found that Aaron Moody had six acting roles.  His professional resume listed several more.

Ok, we were good to go on a profile.

Aaron was born on December 18, 1979 in Grants Pass, Oregon, in the far south of the state, near the California border.  As a teenager he had starring roles in The Tell Tale Heart, Philadelphia Here I Come, and Twelfth Night.  After graduating from high school in 1998, he moved to Los Angeles, took acting lessons, and started auditioning.

In 2000 his commercial for the Volkswagon Cabrio won a Cleo Award, and hit #48 on the Cosmo list of "Sexiest Stuff Ever."  The guy and his girlfriend drive their Cabrio through the darkness to a house party, where everyone is impressed.

Aaron's tv debut came the same year, on an episode of Crime Strike: a recreation of real-life events where "heroic citizens" used guns to defend themselves against aggressors. Sounds like a validation of the Tough on Crime Movement, which gave the U.S. the highest incarceration rate in the world.

Next came a short, The Truth about Beef Jerky (2002): Count Nugent (a parody of singer Ted Nugent) lures a group of hippies with the promise of a music festival, but he and his right-wing pals are really going to kill the "deviants" and turn them into beef jerky.  

The short is available for streaming on Youtube: Aaron plays the hackey-sack playing Paul, who is eviscerated by Count Nugent's arrows.  

Filmmaker Fritz Junker was definitely on the side of the hippies: "I spent six months researching Nugent's lifestyle. He's a total and complete lunatic."

Aaron's next major on-screen role came in a 2005 episode of the plastic-surgery show Nip/Tuck: Christian is called in to perform emergency surgery on a fraternity hazing ritual gone wrong: Alex (Aaron) and another pledge had their cheeks super-glued to the butt of Derek (Adam Henderschott). 

I went through the entire episode on fast-forward, to see if Aaron returns.  Later Christian (Julian McMahon, top photo) shows his butt, savagely criticizes a guy for being bisexual, says that his girlfriend is "my property" (she agrees), and tells us that "the traditional ways are the best: marriage should consist of one man and one woman."  Holy cow, the guy is a sexist, homophobic bigot. Apparently the show was well known for its homophobia.

In 2006 Aaron played a dialogue replacement actor in John Tucker Must Die and a reporter in Love, Hollywood Style: "four intertwining stories filled with fantasy, set in the entertainment industry on Valentine's Day."  I haven't found a plot synopsis online.

Next came two plays: 

The Speed of Darkness: Two Vietnam veterans have a terrible secret that could destroy their lives (no, it's not being gay).

Thursday: A drama about a lady who lost her leg in the London bombing.

And two short films:

Chope (2007): A young man deals with the death of his mother.

Cessation (2009): Matt (Ben Shields) thinks that he met the Girl of His Dreams, but she turns into a monster.

And "loop group" for Adventures in Appletown (2009), starring Cole and Dylan Sprouse from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

The monster cock after the break.  Caution: Explicit.