Showing posts with label Florida. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Florida. Show all posts

Saturday, April 13, 2024

The homoerotic hijinks of Skyler Gisondo's crew, with at least four gay and three nude dudes




Skyler Gisondo grew up in California.  He was home schooled for several years to give him free time for acting; then he attended Milken Community School, a Jewish high school, graduating in 2014.  He was deeply involved in Jewish activities, including Temple Beth Am (Conservative Judaism), USY (United Synagogue Youth) and Camp Alonim.  In 2015 he began attending the University of Southern California, a semester at a time to make room for Santa Clarita Diet.


In high school and college, Skyler found some hunky friends who enjoyed homoerotic horseplay.  Some have remained part of his crew to this day.  


1. Top photo: Joshua Tree.  Skyler is the one pretending to be a top.

2. His friend Ben in Israel.






3. Skyler and his roommates.  What happens in the apartment, stays in the apartment.







4. In Costa Rica.








5. Skyler is the one attached to a guy instead of a girl.








More after the break

Thursday, December 14, 2023

"Florida Man, Episode 1.1": Edgar Ramirez solves a murder in a gay-free Florida. With his dick and butt for free.


Nick Arapoglou played "the voice of Evangelical homophobia" in Gemstones Episode 3.4, the concerned parent who told Kelvin about the "rumors swirling around," and caused him to flee in a panic.  In real life, of course Nick is a gay ally. 

Looking through his IMDB listings, I saw that he has a starring role as Joshua Morrow in four episodes of Florida Man (2023).  I've been to Florida, and I like men, so let's take a look


Scene 
1: A Gambler's Anonymous meeting.  Mike (Edgar Ramirez) notes that his gambling lost him his wife and his job.  Heterosexual identity established, we move on.




Well, not before we see Edgar's dick.

Scene 2: Mike is working as an enforcer for a mobster, the Super Hunk Moss Yakov (Emory Cohen) He tracks down Gil (Nick Basta)  at a hardware store, criticizes his weight, and then chases him to the loading dock, whereupon Gil falls and breaks his legs.

Later, Mike meets up with his ex-wife, a standard hot-woman-with-chubby-guy arrangement. He returns the ring that he pawned, but she still won't take him back. Having just been made detective, she asks for his help getting at the gangster Moss Yankov.  He refuses.


Scene 3: 
 Super Hunk accosts Gil from Scene 2.  Gil offers sunken treasure instead of the money he owes, but Super Hunk says no.  

Left: Super-Hunk Emory's dick.  Ignore the lady leg.

Cut to a woman with her boobs showing and the hair of a country-western singer sits at her vanity, next to a framed portrait of her boobs.  Apparently boobs are uncommon, so the camera has to give us a good look, in case we've never seen any before (come to think of it, I haven't, not in real life, thank God).  Gil is getting beat up downstairs, so this must be his house or Super-Hunk's house.

How can she concentrate on her make-up with all that screaming?  I agree; that's what enforcers are for. 

She storms downstairs, as the camera shows us the rest of her body. Ever hear of a bathrobe, lady?  "Super-Hunk, it's my birthday!  When are you going to be done with work so we can go out?"

More Florida after the break