Pablo the Penguin's penis: Jake Goldberg from "Backyardigans" and "Grown Ups" grows up to corporate, cooking, and some cock shots

 


Remember Pablo?  He was one of the backyard buddies on Nick Junior's Backyardigans (2004-2013) a high-strung, frenetic blue penguin best-buddying with the laid-back orange moose Tyrone.  Their friends included Tasha, a yellow hippopotamus best-buddying with the tomboy Uniqua, who has no animal species; and Austin, a purple kangaroo. 



Contrary to what commentators believe, gayness doesn't suddenly appear when you see your first drag queen. You are gay as a preschooler.  You may not be interested in physical intimacy yet, but you find some people and not others attractive, and form romantic bonds, early on.  In Backyardigans, Pablo and Tyrone were queer coded, although Pablo is more often paired with Austin on Archive of Our Own. 


A decade later, Nicholas Barasch, who played Austin in 20 episodes (2009-13), showed his physique on Riverdale.



Leon Thomas III, who played Tyrone in 25 episodes (2006-09), gave us a butt shot on Insecure.

 But Jake Goldberg, a long running Pablo (60 episodes, 2006-13), has given us one better: shots of his penis. 









Born in 1996, Jake grew up in New York, except for five years spent in Israel.  As a child and teenager, he appeared in episodes of 3D Rock, Law and Order: SVU, and Bull, and he played Adam Sandler's son in Grown Ups (2010) and Grown Ups 2 (2013)

Jake is second from the left.  Notice David Henrie of Wizards of Waverly Place on the right.


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His character crushes on girls, but also buddy-bond (and gets naked) with Nadji Jeter as Chris Rock's son. He was nominated for a Golden Raspberry Award, which may have turned him off acting as a career choice.

More after the break.  Caution: Explicit.




Jake attended Horace Greeley High School in Chappaqua, New York (about an hour by train from Pennsylvania Station), where he expressed interests in filmmaking, archaeology, and lacrosse, and sang in an all-male acapella group called Acafellas. 

After graduating in 2014, he enrolled in the University of Colorado at Boulder, and received a Bachelor of Applied Science degree with a major in Strategic Communication in 2018.    

His only acting role since 2013 is in the 2022 short, The Keys: "A young man's attempt to retrieve the keys he locked in his car becomes a far more sinister journey." Sounds interesting, but unfortunately, it's lost amid the many other movies with the same name that appeared in 2022 and 2023: Keys, The Key, another The Key, The Key Game, and Key to Heaven.


In February 2025, Jake appeared in the audition episode of  Season 4 of Next Level Chef, but was was eliminated right away.  Oh, well, we can still see his cooking videos on Instagram and Tiktok.  Here he says: " Excuse my cleavage scattered through this video. Or you're welcome?  I don't know, dude. I have massive knockers."  

I've never heard men's chests called knockers before, and it's not particularly well developed.  Let's see your dick.








A mirror selfie.


Quite a handful.








My favorite of the lot.  I've got a thing for telephone poles.

Jake has left acting for jobs in copywriting, marketing, and business development and strategy.  Sounds dreary.  Plus he's married with children.  

His cock shots are nice, but I can't help wishing that we were back in the days of innocent childhood crushes on the boy next door.












Ere the voice of dread
With bitter tidings laden
Shall summon to unwelcome bed
A melancholy maiden
-- Lewis Carroll


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