RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: Gemstones Season 2 Memes: Kelvin swishes, Joe Canoli bulges, there's no Brad Pitt, and I don't get an Easy Bake Oven

This is a series of memes -- jokes -- featuring Kelvin and Keefe of The Righteous Gemstones, their friends, and a few random hunks. Most don't require you to have any background knowledge of the show.

1. A few random hunks

2. Could you at least get naked?

Tony: What do you mean, Kelvin and Keefe don't kiss this season? Can we at least have sex?

3. How to hug while pretending to be straight.

Kelvin: No, your head goes...

Keefe: I think I put my right arm...um..over here...

Kelvin: My hand goes on your butt...no, on your waist...hey, are you aroused?

Keefe: No..a little...ok, a lot.

Kelvin: Move your thigh over there...no, there...your hand goes here...dude, I told you to research how straight guys hug.

4. Ready for another random hunk?

5. Nobody is that good an actor, Kelvin.

Kelvin: Hey, Bro, there sure are a lot of attractive ladies here tonight. I really enjoy looking at attractive ladies, don't you? Hee-hee, I'm so good at playing a straight guy that Jesse doesn't suspect a thing.

6. Eli should have known that this would happen

Eli: Remember, when the new converts walk on stage, Judy hugs the men, and you hug the women.

Kelvin: No problem, Daddy, I can handle that. Here comes the first....eww....I can feel her brassiere strap...eww...Judy, stop laughing...eww....eww

Eli: Game change. Kelvin, you take the men.

Kelvin: Oh, thank God!

More closeted Kelvin after the break

7. Kelvin got his makeup set, now where's my Easy-Bake Oven?

Baby Billy: Kelvin said he wanted a Junior Miss Makeup Set for Christmas, so I bought him a Junior Miss Makeup Set. What's the big deal?

Aimee-Leigh: He's five years old, Billy! Mama didn't let us wear makeup until we were twelve!

8. Keefe is good in other rooms of the house, too

Abraham: What a nerd! What does Uncle Kelvin see in this guy?

Pontius: The same thing Dad sees in Mom.

Abraham: So he's a good cook?

9. His dick is easy to find

Kelvin: Dang it, I keep hitting his forehead! Keefe, do you mind if I express my love some way besides kissing? I can never find your mouth, but I can find your dick ok.