"The Things We Do For Love": Kelvin and Keefe break up and make up, twice. Based on the 10cc song

 

Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river. Too many lonely souls have drifted out to sea. You lay your bets and then you pay the price -- the things we do for love.

Communication is the problem, not the answer. You've got his number and your hand is on the phone. The weather's turned, and all the lines are down -- the things we do for love.

Like walking in the rain and the snow, when there's nowhere to go, and you're feeling like a part of you is dying.  And you're looking for the answer in his eyes. 

You think you're going to break up, then he says he wants to make up.

A compromise would surely help the situation: agree to disagree. but disagree to part.  When after all it's just a compromise of the things we do for love.

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Gemstones Season 2 Memes: Kelvin swishes, the God Squad eats, Keefe asks about sex, and I don't get an Easy Bake Oven

These are jokes riffing on scenes from Righteous Gemstones Season 2.

1. Pre- Season 2: Could they at least get naked?

2. Guys, you can prove you're straight by kissing after the hug

Kelvin: No, your head goes...

Keefe: I think I put my right arm...um..over here...

Kelvin: My hand goes on your butt...no, on your waist...hey, are you aroused?

Keefe: No..a little...ok, a lot.

Kelvin: Move your thigh over there...no, there...your hand goes here...dude, I told you to research how straight guys hug.

3. Don't fill up on bread

4. Nobody is that good an actor, Kelvin.

5. Eli should have known that this would happen

6. Why would anyone be tempted?

More memes after the break

The Nude Dude Review

 

Kelvin and Keefe at a gay resort sometime after Season 3, watching the Nude Dude Review.

Tropic Thunder

Nine inches and counting

Big Daddy

First time on stage

More nude dudes after the break

Gemstones Season 1 Memes: Kelvin bottoms, Gideon falls in love, and Keefe checks for semen loads

 

These are jokes riffing on scenes from Righteous Gemstones Season 1. 

1. Kelvin and Keefe meet on Grinder.  I think Kelvin is a little in denial.

2. Pontius appears immediately after the first Kelvin/Keefe scene.  Jesse tells him that he has gay friends....

3. From Tony Cavalero's instagram.  Apparently he was hoping to land Kelvin from Day One.

4. Tony Cavalero posted this meme for Adam Devine's birthday

5. Discussions of outfits?  Definite queer code.

More memes after the break.

Tony's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Boner pills, Death Water, dildos, and "Why the hell not?"

 

This is a collection of hot or humorous photos of Tony Cavalero.  I've already posted the available dick and butt photos, but not to worry, there are some dicks and butts of other guys.

1. "I'll be home late.  They want to re-shoot the scene with my cock out, so half the crew will be asking for a close-up.

2. You post these beefcake photos, and expect me to settle down?  Dude, that's impossible.

3. Tony plays a hijacker on an episode of the spy spoof Archer. Kayvan Novak plays Fabian Kingsworth, the head of a rival agency.

4. In Keep Hope Alive, a progressive senatorial candidate dies, and her aides, Tony and Timothy Granaderos, try to Weekend-at-Bernies her. 

5. "I thought dildos were supposed to be bigger than your dick."

6. You definitely want this photo of Tony in an "American born and bred" t-shirt, his belly and underwear showing, drinking Liquid Death water under the Hollywood sign.  Don't pretend that you don't.

More Tony after the break. Warning: Explicit

"Double Vision": Based on the Foreigner song, with nude pics of Gideon and Keefe

Gideon has had a crush on Keefe for two years.  During the Kelvin/Keefe breakup, he sees his chance to move out of the friend zone. He hopes.

Feelin' down and dirty,

Feelin' kinda mean

I've been from one to the other extreme

Fill my eyes with that double vision

No disguise for that double vision

When  it gets through to me, it's always new to me

My double vision gets the best of me

Today I had a good time,

But I ain't got time to wait

I want to stick around till I can't see straight

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Kelvin Gemstone Comics

 

Kelvin Gemstone, the Boy Adventurer, starred in a popular comic book series from 2005 to 2014.   I don't know why they made him a blond.

Kelvin insisted that his character get a "best dude friend," so they paired him with stand-up comedian Jackie Jokers, and turned it into a humor title.

After rumors arose that Kelvin and Jackie were gay, Eli insisted that they introduce some girlfriends. They introduced four, gave Kelvin a muscular physique, and turned it into a romance title.  It soon folded. Nobody wanted to see the Boy Adventurer with a girl.

(Of course this is really Richie Rich)

"I'm Not in Love": Kelvin tries to convince himself. Based on the 10cc song.

 I'm not in love, and don't forget it.  It's just a silly phase I'm going through.

And just because I call you up

Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made

I'm not in love. I'd like to see you, but then again

That doesn't mean you mean that much to me

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