Johnnie Gordon (below) played one of Kelvin and Keefe's Faith Factory teens in Righteous Gemstones Episode 1.4, "Wicked Lips." So of course, I had to check to see if he was gay or gay-friendly.
The results of my research: God is guiding Johnnie through careers as an actor, model, clothing entrepreneur, and college student. He has been blessed by God with 14 acting credits on the IMDB, including starring roles in two tv programs. Telling your fans what God is doing for you may not necessarily mean that you eat at Chick-Fil-A and say "Amen!" when the pastor preaches against homa-seksuls, but there's a strong correlation.
I'm guessing that when he took the role on The Righteous Gemstones, Johnnie thought "Oh, boy! Christians!", without knowing that the youth pastors were written as gay.
I only managed five minutes. First Dad comes in while the kids are making breakfast and gives Mom several loud, wet, sloppy kisses -- gross!. Then he compliments her on how good she was in bed last night -- in front ofhis kids!
Then the boys decide to go into mafia work because they can get clothes, cars, and "honeys." And from then on, it appears to be smashing honeys and shooting dudes all the way down. Wait -- did God really guide Johnnie to this role?
They might mean Terror Lake Drive, another series that's not available anywhere on my streaming services. I couldn't even find a "free sample episode," but it's either about "a single mom who runs away from her matriarchal home to Atlanta" or "a debt-ridden science teacher who inherits a million-dollar estate." Or they might be different women in different seasons.
Gotta be a prosthetic.
But I tried his two tv shows. Maybe there was gay content after all. First up: BMF, which is impossible to type without typing BFM first. It's not available on any of my streaming services, but Roku had a "sample episode" to get you hooked before you buy it.
It is a crime drama based on a real Black Mafia Family (BFM...whoops, I did it again), with two of the Mafiosos playing themselves. Johnny and Jaylon appear in flashbacks as young versions of Lil Meech (so Lil Lil Meech) and Southwest T Flenory.
I only managed five minutes. First Dad comes in while the kids are making breakfast and gives Mom several loud, wet, sloppy kisses -- gross!. Then he compliments her on how good she was in bed last night -- in front ofhis kids!
Then the boys decide to go into mafia work because they can get clothes, cars, and "honeys." And from then on, it appears to be smashing honeys and shooting dudes all the way down. Wait -- did God really guide Johnnie to this role?
Sometimes we see the butts of the adult Big Meech (Lil Meech Flenory) and Southwest T (Da'Vinchi, top photo), and there's at least one dick shot (below).
Johnnie and Jaylon write on their instagram that the greatest memory God gave them in 2023 was starring in TLD SZN3. I've never heard of a tv show with that name, and in fact it doesn't appear on Google except in the brother's instagram statements that they loved starring in it.
They might mean Terror Lake Drive, another series that's not available anywhere on my streaming services. I couldn't even find a "free sample episode," but it's either about "a single mom who runs away from her matriarchal home to Atlanta" or "a debt-ridden science teacher who inherits a million-dollar estate." Or they might be different women in different seasons.
Heck with it. I couldn't even find a trailer. Let's just look at some black guys.
Lil Meech dick after the break
Gotta be a prosthetic.
From Buffalo, New York
With and without clothes, from the era of b&w cell phones. Or just a special effect.
Pretoria, South Africa. Yes, I've been there. But I didn't meet him.
I think he's Saudi, but who's complaining?
See also: Gemstones Episode 1.4 Review: Keefe looks for love in a sports bar, and Kelvin meets a girl
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