Friday, December 8, 2023

Ewan McGregor: Are there penises in all of his movies, or in just most of them?

 


There are lots of famous penises among Hollywood stars.  Among the old guard, Milton Berle's comes to mind, although there aren't any actual photos of it.  Rob Lowe accidentally gave us a glimpse of his, fully aroused.  Christopher Atkins displayed his several times, on screen and off.  But Ewan McGregor wins the prize for displaying his on screen all the time.

I've seen a lot of his movies.  Some I liked, some I hated: 1. Trainspotting (1996)
2. The Pillow Book (1997)
3. Velvet Goldmine (1998) was good.
4. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999) and its sequels, where he plays a young, gay Obi-Wan Kenobi.
5. I walked out of Moulin Rouge (2000) when they started singing 20th century songs in 19th century Paris.
6. Scenes of a Sexual Nature (2003): He appears for five seconds.
7. Doctor Sleep
8. Halston (2021)


But one thing you can always count on.  There will be a penis. 


















Usually his.










More dicks after the break


Sometimes partially obscured or in silhouette, but still visible.

















Sometimes with a lady's body in the way.





We even have a fully aroused shot in Velvet Goldmine.  It might not belong to Ewan, but who's complaining?








In an interview, McGregor notes that he is a big fan of his penis, and likes displaying it in unexpected situations, such as when the woman in the scene is fully clothed.

During the filming of Long Way Round (2004-5), a documentary about McGregor and Charley Borman riding their motorcycles from London to New York the long way (across Europe and Asia), his penis was bitten by mosquitos, three in a row.  It swelled up and looked odd, and itched like the dickens.

He didn't post a picture of it.




4 comments:

  1. The pic from Velvet Goldmine isn’t Ewan with a boner. He was performing a song at the time and his dick was flopping around. Believe me, I’ve seen the film a dozen times.

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    1. Well, I said that the penises were "usually" his, but I'll include a proviso

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  2. He is good looking actor and was not afraid to do those "Halston" gay sex scenes

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    1. He's done several gay roles, even back in the 1990s when most actors were afraid of them.

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