Previous: Gemstones Episode 4.8: BJ's hookup, Corey's birthday blade, and Tyler's tree trunkEarlier in the episode, we saw the homophobic Vance Simkins dragged offstage, BJ getting up out of his wheelchair and walking again, Teenjus in a dance competition, and Cobb Milsap gifting his son Corey with a very special knife.
The Songs Aimee-Leigh and Lori Wrote: The siblings are ending a very long board meeting. They're anxious to go home, but Martin insists on bringing in one last visitor.
What is he, their receptionist?
It's Lori Milsap, Eli's ex-girlfriend! She needs to talk to Eli, but he won't answer her calls or texts. They growl and posture, and yell about how much they hate her, until she proves that she loves them.
1. When Judy was a few months old, they had to drive to Nashville for a show, and Aimee-Leigh missed her so much that she couldn't stop crying. So they wrote "Little Angels, Big Hearts." Why did you leave your three-month old baby at home? And by the way, that's an eight-hour drive. You'd better fly.
2. When Kelvin was about 12, he was in a piano concert in Atlanta. He forgot his lucky shoes, but Mama convinced him to play anyhow. And they wrote "Barefoot and Praying." Why does Kelvin's musical talent appear in flashbacks, but never in the present? He doesn't even own a piano.
3. When Gideon was a baby, he got a fever, and they didn't know if he would make it. Jesse stayed up all night, holding his hand, and they wrote "Heaven's Thunder," about finding the strength to never give up. Hey, I'm tearing up. My dad stayed up all night with me once when I was sick.
This actually proves that Aimee-Leigh loved them, not Lori, but the siblings are moved, and agree to help her contact Eli.
Big Dick Mitch: After their lunch, Eli and Baby Billy get into their car. Suddenly they get darted, and go unconscious! Cobb grabbed them in the middle of the afternoon , in the parking lot of a busy restaurant?
They awaken several hours later, tied up in a concrete room, with a naked, collared man who says he was kidnapped.
Eli: "Are you Big Dick Mitch?"
Baby Billy: "That's an odd thing to comment on." Dude can't help it if he likes dicks, Baby Billy. Remember, he dated Junior.
Notice that Big Dick Mitch is actually quite small. Lori would know this. I think Cobb gave him the nickname to embarrass him, and told his son -- uh-oh, Corey is in on it, or at least aware of it and protecting Cobb.
Mitch is played by Regan Burns, an actor and comedian best known as the Dad on Dog with a Blog He has 83 credits on the IMDB.
Cobb enters and introduces Mitch as "a good boy," using a taser to keep him cowering. He explains that "I keep Mitch alive because he entertains me," implying that he usually kills Lori's boyfriends.
He's not sure if he will kill Eli and Baby Billy, or break them down, "see how long it takes you to crack, make y'all my womans."
"You ain't gonna make me a woman!" Baby Billy exclaims.
"I'll make you whatever I want." He unzips and pulls it out (unseen). Mitch whimpers as he starts to lower into position for sucking his dick. Then suddenly Stacy pages him: "the police are here. They'd like a word."
Stacy is actually a guy, played by Michael Berthold. Cobb seems to be promoting traditional hegemonic masculinity with the contention that someone who plays a passive role in same-sex activity is a "woman," yet he doesn't seem bothered by a long-haired, androgynous boy with a girl's name?
Michael Berthold grew up in Apopka, north of Orlando, Florida, and as of this writing is a student at the University of Florida, Gainsville. He has 28 acting credits on the IMDB, including Billy the Fetus (2016), for which he won a Young Actors Award, and The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019), where he worked with Shia LaBeouf.
And he owns a Great Dane.
I like him so much that I have been writing fan fiction where he dates Pontius.
More after the break
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