In the Brazilian telenovela Madam Beja (2026), now streaming on MAX, 19th century Brazilian girl Beja is kidnapped by an evil magistrate before she can marry her boyfriend Antonio. By the time she escapes, he has moved on and married someone else. What's a girl to do?
How about open a high-end brothel? That way she can continue seeing Antonio (David Junior, left) on the downlow, and start a new romance with his best bud, João (André Luiz Miranda, after the break). Plus get involved in the lives and loves of her workers.
The show is brimming with muscular men and bare backsides, and there are two LGBTQ regulars: Fortunato (João Villa, top photo), a young apothecary struggling to come out, and the trans sex worker Severina (played by the nonbinary actor Pedro Fasanaro), who starts a romance with the town priest (Arilson Lucas, left)
Another hunk appears when the evil magistrate returns with some soldiers to get his hands on Beja, or her wealth. Colonel Madeira (Fabio de Luca) "betrays" him by becoming a Beja ally, so he storms into the brothel while the Colonel is busily schtupping, and orders him out. Later he is found floating in the river, dead.
I started searching for more n*de photos of the big guy, and found a very interesting portrait of Fabio de Luca, a gay chub/bear comedian.
Saved by Grace Kelly
Fabio was born in Rio de Janeiro in 1980, and began performing in children's theater. But it was his first visit to a gay bar -- Rosa Choque (Hot Pink) -- that drew him into acting as a career. The police raided, checking ids and arresting underage youth, and he was only 16! He was terrified, but a drag queen dressed as Grace Kelly pulled him into her dressing room, and told him to be putting on makeup when the police entered. It worked -- they left him alone. Afterwards, he associated drag -- and all performance -- with freedom. You can be truly yourself when you are playing a role.
Fabio and Bruno
Fabio calls himself "a cross between Fabio Porchat and Bruno de Luca."
Fabio Porchat is the co-founder and head writer of Porta dos Fundos.
Bruno de Luca (left) is a fixture on Brazilian tv, best known for played Fabinho on the teen soap Malhação (1995-97) and Romeu on Os Parças (2024).
His d*ck after the break. Caution: Explicit.





