Madden Zook, who just appeared as #50 most popular on the Teen Idol website, looks like a model -- a little skinny, but with one of those "ratboy" faces that are all the rage.
No question that he's straight in real life. 90% of his photos show him hugging, kissing, smooching, and licking girls. Oh, here's one where she is just sniffing his bicep.
The girl-hugging would usually disqualify a guy from further research, but I was fascinated: the heterosexism was so very, very over the top, absurdly excessive. Lots of straight guys devote most of their social media to hugging and kissing The Girl of Their Dreams, but every single photo on his Instagram and Facebook? Dozens of them? What are you trying to prove, buddy?
Ok, I found one with no girl. She must be taking the photo.
So, how did Zook become a teen idol? Hugging and kissing girls won't make you famous. He must have done some acting or singing at some point.
He has five acting credits on the IMDB:
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Laps (2018): Swimmer Mitchell (Brayden Benson, center) is being bullied, so he tells the swim coach (Ian Lang). That's progressive. When I was a kid, the teachers said "You have to settle your own disputes," and my Dad enrolled me in judo lessons. Didn't help.
Zook (left) and Cameron Judd (right) play the bullies.
It was written and directed by Ian Lang, whose Internet biography reads: "And we know that God causes all things to work together for the good of those who love Him and are called according to his purpose" -Romans 8:28.
Maybe Zook is fundamentalist, and hugs and kisses a lot of girls to prove that he's not "that way" in spite of his swishiness?
Answer after the break