Thursday, March 28, 2024

Brock Cock, Part 1: Brock O'Hurn's boyfriends and bulges, pigs and penises, cowboys and....well, you get the idea


 
Everybody needs a little Brock O'Hurn now and then.  At least his 1.7 million instagram followers think so.  Brock has played any number of muscle-hunks, including Hulk Hogan, Thor, Tarzan, a "swole Mel Brooks," and guys named Horse and Ragnar Stormbringer.  






He may be most famous as  Torsten, the "gentle giant" of the God Squad, a homoerotic muscle commune, in Season 2 of The Righteous Gemstones.  Presumably Adam Devine isn't in character here, or he'd be much more interested in the muscles pressing against him.






Here Brock is a shirtless cowboy in the video Wild West Showdown.  








Brock is a co-creator and model for Kane Comic Universe about an immortal muscleman who travels through time, fighting demons, evil gods, madmen, and so on. Warning: Issue #2 features women's boobs rather than Brock pecs.


Taking his pet pigs to the beach.  He also has dogs and cats.
More Brock Cock after the break


Brock and a boyfriend or buddy modeling American flag shorts. The problem is, their bulges always push the flag out of shape.  Notice the purple car in the background.

Brock and his buds after a workout in Maui.  Brock never appears with a lady on his arm, leading to widespread speculation that he's gay.  Maybe she's there, but gets hidden behind his bicep.

Dude, finish brushing your teeth first.  The hookup can wait.

Actually, the only nude frontal shot of Brock to date seems to be in that episode of Euphoria, which I post in Part 2.  I just like saying "Brock Cock."  But I feel bad about the misdirection, so here's a similar dick, belonging to Daryl McCormack  

And one belonging to James Duval.













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