Rob Gronkowski: Football legend eats pancakes, fellates a beer can, shows us his hands, dick, and butt

 

This guy is named The Gronk.  I have no idea what, if anything, he's famous for, but he's apparently gay....and breath-taking.   

Perfect face.  Perfect physique.

Time for some research:

He's a football player named Rob Gronkowski.

 6'6",  265-pounds, hands 10 inches

You got anything else that's 10 inches, buddy?

A tight end: he blocks the running back and protects the quarterback durng passes.  

And fields a lot of jokes about his butt.

His stats, in case you're interested:

9 seasons with the New England Patriots (2010-2018)

2 seasons with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2020-21)

4-time Superbowl champ

4-time First Team All-Pro Selection

On the NFL 100th Anniversary All Time Team, along with some football players that I've heard of: O. J. Simpson, Johnny Unitas, Jim Brown, Dick Butkus (but I always thought he was a joke).

Here Gronk trains with the exceptionally ab-worthy fitness Youtuber Jesse James West.

But Gronk an actor, too, with 23 credits listed on the IMDB, including episodes of Family Guy, Entourage, Deported, How I Met Your Father, Animal Control, and The Electric State, usually playing himself.

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Tony's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 4, with Zev Andros, Jon DeWalt, and some bonus bodybuilder dicks

 

Now that the wedding and honeymoon are over, we can get back to Tony Cavalero's workouts.

1. With comedian Jon DeWalt.  I didn't put the arrow pointing to Tony's dangly bits.

Jon DeWalt was the producer of The Cool Kids and writer for Undateable.

2. I thought you just played a queen on tv. 

3. You can't skimp on the cardio

4. I'm having trouble thinking of jokes for this photo set.  But what do you want, jokes or dicks?

5.  Leg Day with Zev Andros, a gym boyfriend who I profiled before.  Guys, when you pose like that, I'm not checking out your quads.

6. Zev?  Or at least a Phuket dude.

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"Proper Gym Etiquette": Robert Oberst punishes the jerks you see at the gym

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Tony demonstrates how to pick up that hot guy at the gym

 

We've all had this problem: the hot guy at the gym won't respond when you try to make eye contact or say hello.    Even the famous actor Tony Cavalero struck out from time to time, until he developed a foolproof method for getting the hot guy's attention, and maybe even making him your gym boyfriend.

1. Scope out your target, then do the same exercise, but with more weight to impress him.

2. That didn't work? Take your shirt off.

3. Still nothing?  

4. Try struggling with a bicep curl.  He'll rush over to spot you.  

More spotting after the break