Another day, another internet rabbit hole.
The celebrity penis site posted this photo, reputedly of ice hockey player Blake E. in the locker room, shoving his semi at his teammates. So I researched him.
No social media presence, just his stats: Born 1998 in Macomb, Michigan, 5'9", 181 lbs, a hockey player for the Royals in Reading, Pennsylvania (the one with the railroad in Monopoly).
He looks nothing like the real Blake E. I think he was identified as a prank.
But who is the hunky short guy with the farmboy innocence and a 1950s haircut? If Blake is 5'9", he must be 5'8". Forget the five feet, let's talk about the eight inches.
He's journalist Erik J. I don't like to give the last names of non-actors, but it's German, for an inhabitant of Jesburg, Hesse. So I'll call him Erik Hesse.
Erik grew up in Lansdale, Pennsylvania, a commuter town about 25 miles from Philadelphia. In high school, he played baseball until an injury forced him off the team. He was also a sports reporter for the Knight-Crier.
He attended Temple University in Philadelphia, graduating a year early, in 2023, with a BA in Media Studies and Production.
Left: Temple University Campus Recreation. Do you choose one, or take all four, or...
While at university, Erik worked as a server at the Texas Roadhouse and an anchor for OwlSports.
Left: I couldn't find any Temple students in my files, so here's one from Ursinus.
More after the break