If you've been to a movie theater within the last year, you've seen this commercial: A moviegoer stumbles upon three Godfather-parodies discussing what seems to be illegal activities. The movie premiered over 50 years ago, but it's been parodied so often that the guys and their mannerisms are instantly recognizable.
"Aee-oh," the Head Godfather protests. "We just do Movie Rewards." He explains: "Maybe a free ticket falls from a truck. Or the online fees just...disappear!" Laughter.
They settle in with their voluminous snacks. "It's an offer you can't refuse."
This commercial has made actor Justin Berti more recognizeable than anything else in his career.
Wait -- what else has this guy been in?
According to his resume, Justin was born in Connecticut, spent time in Texas and California, and then attended Columbia University. After graduating in 2003, he moved to Japan, where he modeled, played semi-pro baseball, and performed in Fiddler on the Roof, Little Shop of Horrors, and Macbeth.
And he had a guest spot in The Ramen Girl (2008), about a woman stranded in Tokyo who trains to become a ramen and takes off her clothes a lot.
Back in New York in 2015, Justin appeared in King Lear, Much Ado About Nothing, Troilus & Cressida, and the non-Shakespearean A Fool for Love, Glengary Glen Ross, and The Full Monty
His American on-screen roles begin with some video game voices and music videos, but he quickly finds his niche in softcore porn: Submission, The Love Machine, His Secret Past, High Heel Homicide, Secret Life of the Surgeon's Wife, Forbidden Love, Lethal Desire, My Dark Romeo...
It's softcore, so no dick shots, and his butt is on display only when he's doing stuff with a lady.
I don't see a lot of gay content. The Stepbrother I Hate to Love (2026) is about two stepbrothers who get with each other during a three-way with a girl, but Justin is far down the cast list, playing someone named Victor. Matthew Campbell (left) is far down the cast list, too.
Torn Between My Stepbrothers (2026) shows a bisexual three-way with two stepbrothers (not the ones in I Hate to Love), but the plot description is quite different: "a young man faces many challenges after losing everything." Justin plays their dad.
More after the break
His "known for" list on the IMDB has four movies:
Secret Lives of Housewives (2022): Kendra starts an affair with the younger Erik (Bo Yokely) When he is killed, she suspects her husband (Justin), but it turns out that he was schtupping around the neighborhood, so lots of husbands are angry.
Divorce Bait (2022): Alexis pretends to be divorcing her husband (Justin), to see which of her friends tries to move in on him. If they think he's divorced, what's the problem? Meanwhile, an old flame (Erik Fellows) tries to move in on her!
Taken in Montana (2023): When her parents (including Justin) go missing during a trip to Montana, a teenage girl searches for them; but she may be counting on the wrong people for help. Like Cameron Richter (right).
Water's Edge (2025): Some friends, including Justin, Eric Roberts, Erik Fellows, and 1990s action hero Michael Paré, are stranded in the wilderness, and must find a way to survive while "confronting the bitter betrayals they've hidden from each other since high school." None involve being gay.
Justin's social media reveals that he's straight (I sort of figured that already), married with children, and into bodybuilding. We see his bulge a few times, although it seems to make him uncomfortable. Here he's telling us to concentrate on the boat and keep our eyes off his crotch. Dude, you're a porn star. Aren't you contractually obligated to show us your cock?
Thanks.
Wait -- the name on the file is "Robbie Rez."
How about if I make you an offer you can't refuse?
That didn't work, either.
See also: Man-Mountains of the 1980s
Eric Roberts: a lifetime of sleazebag killers, hung hunks, and noble gay guys
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