The main reason I check out the Celebrity Cock subreddit is for cock shots of actors I've never heard of in movies I've never heard of. Like this one, Adam Christian Clark in Newly Single (2017).
Nice lascivious grin, buddy.
Next to him we see the back of someone's head and part of their back. They have a man's haircut but no torso definition, so I'm not sure if it's a man or a woman.
Here's Adam backside. It appears that he doesn't have any torso definition, either, and his butt is a bit on the flabby side.
Bad news: Adam is a director and filmmaker. He's only acted in three movies:
Adam's directing career began in 2002, when he was still a student at the USC School of Cinematic Art, and hired for the reality show Big Brother. He stuck around for Seasons 3-5 (2002-24), then moved on to direct other reality shows, like XTreme Sports Television, Fine Tuned (cars), and Fashion Star (wannabe models from China).
During ths period, he wrote and directed two shorts:
Goodbye Shanghai (2010): Two Western bankers embezzle $14 billion from the U.S. government. They spend their last night in Shanghai partying with girls. Lots of girls. Before things go wrong.t won a New Media Award.
More after the break
Adam has written and directed three feature films:
The art house indie Caroline and Jackie (2012): two sisters have a terrible night, beginning with Jackie's birthday party that turns into an intervention, as Caroline and her friends confront her anorexia, drug abuse, and "sexual promiscuity." With men, of course. It got mixed reviews.
Newly Single (2017), the one where he shows us his dick, is an "arthouse meta dark comedy" about a director (Adam) trying to get a movie off the ground, while going on several dates for "a harsh takedown of modern dating." The poster shows a cartoon Adam and three people in bed, with another two at the foot. All women, including the person with the man's haircut, who now has breasts. It must be heteronormative as heck.
It got good reviews.
Diary of a Spy (2022): An arthouse indie about spies? An unemployed female spy, battling numerous addictions, takes one last job: she has to romance Camden (Reece Noi), tutor to a Saudi princess, to gain intel. It got bad reviews; nobody wants to see a spy having interminable conversations in shadowy spaces.
I checked Adam's social media, just in case. The Eternal Feminine, photo after photo.
I spend so much time examining media texts for gay characters, gay subtexts, and queer codes, that it's difficult to imagine people going through their entire lives, every minute of every day, unaware that LGBT people exist, or aware but not in the least interested, neither an ally nor a homophobe. "Sure, they exist, and they should have civil rights, but let's get back to what's important in life, the beauty of women."
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