Today I started a review of Royal Crackers, an animated series on MAX about a family running a cracker empire. As usual, I checked to see if any of the actors have beefcake photos or are gay.
Andrew Santino, who plays the washed-up rock star son: About a dozen beefcake photos.
Including a group rear. Notice that the guy on the left has a cock hanging down.
And a frontal with a sock.
Gay: he's on a list of gay male celebrities, but there are also clips saying "Andrew responds to gay rumors," "I'm not gay no more," "Andrew finds out that he's gay," "Andrew's gay lover," "Andrew fails the gay test."
Well, which is it? Is he gay, ex-gay, straight, bi, pan, straight but pretending to be gay as a joke?
Who is this guy, anyway?'
He appears in Game Over, Man and Adam Devine's House Party, and later interviews Adam on the Whiskey Ginger podcast: "What was your worst review?"
Adam: "I don't really get bad reviews, but sometimes they devote three paragraphs to my dick and only two lines to my acting."
More Andrew after the break. No more Adam, though.
He hangs out with the Always Sunny guys.
He has 40 credits on the IMDB, including substantial roles in:
I'm Dying Up Here, about the L.A. comedy scene in 1973. All fictional comedians.
This is Us, "a heartwarming and unique story of a unique set of triplets." Andrew does not play one of the triplets.
Beef, about a road rage incident that spins into a comedy of errors.
Dave, with Dave Burt playing himself as an aspiring rapper. Andrew plays his roommate and manager.
Ricky Stanicky: Three best friends, one gay, invent Ricky to blame their misdeeds on. Andrew plays the focus character, who wants to kill Ricky to get out of attending his pregnant wife's baby shower.
"Andrew Fails the Gay Test" is from the Yannis Pappas Hour. Andrew shows his a-hole to Yannis, who responds with exaggerated horrors of disgust: "Oh my God! That's disgusting! Jesus, Andrew!!! How could you!!!!"
Andrew goes on to explain how he uses baby wipes on it, how he has bad constipation, and how he would never let anyone go in there. At that point I turned it off.
Most of the videos seem to come from a podcast, Bad Friends, starring Andrew and Bobby Lee.
In "Bobby and Andrew Take the Gay Test," they're trying to convince a woman that she can't be a lesbian because she's never done it with a girl. "But I have a feeling..." Doesn't matter, you're straight unti you actually have gay sex.
In "I'm Not Gay No More," Andrew tells us that "if you find spirituality in your life, it can fix you." As proof, he shows a clip of a guy telling an audience "I'm not gay no more." Ugh.
Eventually...after a lo-oo-ong minute of saying how wonderful it is that gay people have hope, and "what joy it brought my heart," Andrew and Bobby pull back. You can't flip from gay to straight. "God made you this way."
They say both with complete deadpan. Which do they believe? I don't get it.
My conclusion: he's a straight guy who likes to riff on gay men because they're hilarious, although their sexual activities are disgusting.
By the way, no gay characters in Royal Crackers
See also: The Theater of Dicks: Nick Rutherford and Beck Bennett evoke the terror of the penis
Game Over, Man: Five minutes of Adam's dick. What's not to like?
Santino does funny stand up and is gay friendly- look for the one man show Home Field Advantage (2017) and is cute
ReplyDeleteIt's not available on my streaming service, but I found a transcript. Not much gay shit. He says he doesn't care who the fuck you marry, marry your toaster for all he cares; he doesn't care if a transsexual uses the toilet after him; men's bodies are disgusting, but women's bodies are a work of art; and giving a blow job is disgusting.
Deletewell I must have been thinking about another one - did you see Ripley on Netflix lots of gay subtext
Delete"Ripley" just dropped a couple of days ago, but it's on my list. I saw the first "Talented Mr. Ripley"
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