RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: Gemstones Episode 1.6 Continued: Scotty flirts, BJ is spanked, and Kelvin says "Let's hook up." With bonus Kenya cock

Previous: Episode 1.6: Kelvin sees Keefe's cock, and gets a big head. Sounds like a fun evening

Earlier in this episode we saw a lot of innuendos about Kelvin and Keefe's relationship going to the next level. Now it's time to concentrate on Gideon and Scotty.

They are very rude: Since the van is gone, Scotty has to live in a tent. Why doesn't Gideon spring for a cheap hotel? Gideon tries to help him set it up, but he goes dark again: "I'm tired of this shit, and I'm tired of your fucking family! They are very rude people!" But at least he looks hot in a black vest with no shirt.

"The van in my uncle's garage," Gideon tells him. Completely ransacked, with all of Scotty's stuff taken. Scotty is irate: he needed that stuff!

Cut to Jesse and Kelvin informing the crew that they have the van. Inside they found a sleeping bag, tongs, a copy of L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics (so Scotty is a Scientologist?), some potato chips, some beans, soiled Q-Tips, and yellow, crusty paper towels. Conclusion: the blackmailers are "fucking amateurs."

Suddenly all of them get a phone call from Scotty. He wants his van and his stuff back, or "I'm a fuck your life in the ass." I'm surprised no one riffed on that. "I'm a release the video."

Back at the campsite, Scotty and Gideon clasp hands.

Jesse doesn't think he has the video, and tells him to fuck off.

My Slim 3: After scenes with Baby Billy and Judy at the Salvation Center, rehearsing. and Jesse and his crew (without Kelvin) throwing their ceremonial coins into the swamp, we return to the campground. Gideon has brought lunch for the two of them (Subway-type hoagies). but Scotty goes beserk, destroys his sandwich, and yells that he's going over to the Compound right now to kill Jesse. Gideon points out that this will keep them from getting the three million dollars from the church's Easter offerings. Scotty gives up the plan, and grabs Gideon's sandwich, a "Slim 3."

Kelvin comes out on top: Meanwhile, no doubt as a reward for his success with Dot Nancy, Eli has assigned Kelvin the job of learning enough Swahili to greet the Kenyan refugees who will be welcomed into the church on Sunday He's already learned fuju karibu, which means "mess around," "have sex." (He wanted karibu, "welcome." Uh-oh.) Judy disapproves, and physically assaults Kelvin.

Why Kenya, when it's a haven for refugees, not a source (it's the 13th largest asylum country in the world, with 650,000 refugees)? Maybe because Swahili is the most well-known African language (viewers might not recognize Hausa or Xhosa). Or because it's 60% Protestant, so joining the Salvation Center makes sense.

Jambo instead of Karibu: After a scene where Jesse tries to reconcile with Gideon (they admit that they "like" each other), we cut to the church. As the Kenyan refugees file onto the stage. Kelvin says "Jambo!" and tries to make small talk ("I like your outfit!"). Keefe hands each a white rose. Two takeaways here: Kelvin is pushing up the flamboyance, and he and Keefe are already inseparable.

Meanwhile, Eli yells at Baby Billy for stealing his daughter ("Just like you took Aimee-Leigh").

Spank that ass: Judy is in her dressing room, preparing to perform with Baby Billy at the satellite church. BJ offers her some tea to calm down, but instead she pulls down his pants and wants to spank his bare butt. He refuses, so she slaps his dick: "Let's see that snowy white dick! I need a release, dude!'

He refuses again, but he does gift her with a soda machine (a parallel to Kelvin's), and retreats to the car so she can masturbate.

This scene is parallel to the "mushroom head" scene earlier in the episode. Both partners become nude, BJ by design, Keefe by accident. Judy's response is aggressive, masculine-coded, while Kelvin's is passive, feminine-coded. Judy's attempt to make everything about sex, and Kelvin's attempt to ignore his erotic desires, create the conflicts with their partners that will lead to their breakup and reconciliations.

More after the break

Scotty visits: Jesse's house, family game night. They are all playing Jenga, when the phone rings. It's Security Guard Brock, Cullen Moss, for Gideon: "A guy here says he's your buddy all the way from L.A: Scotty Steele." Funny, I never knew until now that he had a last name. He's all cleaned up, hair slicked back, wearing a suit and glasses, looking indescribably evil.

Gideon is shocked: he doesn't want the guy who threatened to kill his Dad in his house, but if he says no, Scotty will tell everyone about his involvement in the blackmail scheme. Will he, though? He would have to implicate himself! "Ok, send him in."

Scotty flirts with the security guard: "Hey, you're kinda ripped. You ever think about doing stunt work?"

Why flirt? Gideon has already given him permission to enter. Does he want to be able to enter the compound anytime, without getting Gideon's permission first? When the guards know you, they usually just wave you through. Whatever his reasoning, it is obvious that Scotty is familiar with homoerotic desire, and knows how to use it. The end.