Lenny Rush: Doctor Who's buddy, the Artful Dodger's boyfriend. a gay-vague vampire. With a lot of acting awards and co-star d*cks


In the 2023-24 season of Doctor Who, Episodes 1.7 and 1.8, the time-and-space zapping Doctor (Ncuti Gatwa) and his latest companion Ruby Sunday visit UNIT, the time-and-space anomaly-investigation agency, to solve two mysteries:

1. Why does an elderly woman pop up in various guises in all of their recent adventures?

2. Ruby's mother left her on a church doorstep on Christmas Day.  They want to go back in time to discover who she is, but the Doctor can't use his regular time-traveling power, for reasons, so they use one of UNIT's experimental devices.

Things go terribly wrong, of course, and they release Sutekh, the Great Beast, the Abomination, the Destroyer, the Bringer of Death, the One Who Waits...who actually looks rather like a giant dog.  He intends to destroy all life in the universe.  Well, it's better than yet another visit from the Dahh-leks.

UNIT is staffed primarily by the Doctor's retired companions, all ladies, but there are a few hunks wandering around: 


Tachia Newall (top photo) as Col. Chidozie, who gets sanded to death by the Giant Dog

Alexander Devrient as Col. Ibrahaim, whose muscles are praised by the Doctor (bisexual this season): "You've been working out!"

 Aneurin Barnard (butt in candlelight, left) as Roger ap Gwillam, who will become the most evil Prime Minister in the history of Britain.  




And a cute kid: Lenny Rush as12-year old super-genius Morris Gibbons, who runs the time-travel device, fights the Giant Dog, gets dusted and resurrected, and after the Dog's demise, invites everyone out to a pizza party.

Lenny was originally cast in Episode 1.1, as one of the sentient babies running an orbiting space nursery, but he was so great that they decided to cut his scene and cast him in this much bigger role.




As of this writing, Lenny is 16 years old and looks a bit younger, so I won't be searching for beefcake or n*de photos.  I'll post some of his co-stars instead.

But at  3'2" he's a perfect addition to the Short Guy Brigade, so I'm going to research the other usual questions of a profile:

1. Has he played any gay characters?

Lenny has 14 acting credits listed on the IMDB, beginning with 4 episodes of the animated Apple Tree House (2018-19) and 7 episodes of The Dumping Ground (2021-22), about children "dumped" in a foster home.

There were two lesbians in The Dumping Ground, but no gay boys.



Dodger
 (2022-23) featured the Victorian-era pickpocket Artful Dodger (Billy Jenkins, left) and his mentor Fagin (Christopher Eccleston) before their adventures in Dickens' Oliver Twist.  Lenny (right) played Morgan the Crossing Sweeper, the Dodger's gay-subtext boyfriend.




His most significant work to date is in Am I Being Unreasonable (2022-25), a Britcom about a disagreeable lady hiding a dark secret.  Lenny won a BAFTA Best Male Actor award for playing her son, who is also hiding a dark secret (Dustin Demri-Burns played her boyfriend).

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Rating Adam Devine's butt, with DJ Nick's and five others for comparison


In August 2019, Adam Devine, star of Workaholics and soon-to-be star of The Righteous Gemstones, visited the Tap and Grill Lakeside Brew Haus in Gravois Mills, Missouri, in the Lake of the Ozarks, about two hours from Kansas City. 



DJ Nick (I won't use his real last name) got a photo with him, which he posted on Facebook. Fortunately for fanboys, it's on the lakefront so shirts are optional. 

So far, so hot.  But look at the Facebook comments:

"Very tight butthole, my friend."

"That is so tight butthole!"

"Tight butthole!"

Question: whose butthole are they talking about, Adam's or Nick's?  Let's find out.

We've seen Adam's butt many times, but what about Nick's?




He's a professional DJ working out of Kansas City, and the Lake of the Ozarks during the summer.  Here he plays Captain America in an American flag jockstrap.  Nice bulge, dude, but what about your butt?












My usual hookup sites didn't yield a lot of potential nude photos, but this one might match his general physique. 











And a potential front, actually Tyler Labine.


Nick with his brother Todd.  Maybe we could get a photo of Todd's butthole?

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Caution: explicit

Tyler Crumley: Adam Sandler's bully grows up, celebrates Pride, goes to college in...Murfreesboro? With some d*cks and other parts

 



You probably haven't seen Tyler Crumley as the teenage version of Willoughby Kipling, a Knights Templar and master of chaos magic,  in Doom Patrol (2022).



Or as the chief bully who torments man-child Adam Sandler in Hubie Halloween (2020).

Or as a banjo-playing kid on an episode of Dolly Parton's Heartstrings (2019).



How about the ten-year old Manson in Undercover Brother 2 (2019), with Michael Jai White as the Undercover Brother?

Jason Sudeikis' kid in Driven (2018)? 

The kid who would grow up to be Jake Johnson (left) in Tag (2018)?

17 acting roles, nothing terribly heteronormative, but nothing of particular gay interest, either.




Tyler still gets a profile because:

1. Ar 5'5", he's a member of the Short Guy Brigade.  Look how he's dwarfed by the 5'10" Adam Sandler (a few years ago).




2. The last name Crumley is distinctive.  It sounds like it belongs in a Richie Rich comic book, where characters are named after their main personality trait: "This is my Cousin Crumley."

There are actually several Tyler Crumleys out there, including a woman in Fort Worth; a baseball coach in Georgia; a maintenance technician in South Carolina; a builder from Etowah, Tennessee; and a disabled young man who scored a very attractive prom date due to his uncanny resemblance to Chris Hemsworth.



As you can see.

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Phil of the Future's future: Former Disney Channel teen Raviv Ullman on the Torah, wearing dresses, and his penis

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