In the season finale of Rooster, acerbic college writer-in-residence Greg (Steve Carell) tells his students about the movie It's a Wonderful Life (1946), where Clarence the Angel convinces a down-and-out dude not to off himself. They're confused by the line: "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings." What if you're in an arcade, with bells ringing all the time? You'd have a surplus of angels.
The guys decide to make some wings to wear at Greg's end-of-semester party. Spooner shows off his while shirtless. Hot twink physique with some delt and bicep development.
Spooner has been basically a background player, a member of gay-subtext Tommy's friend group with a salacious name. His scenes consist mostly of buddy-bonding with George or J.D. But that unexpected shirtless shot was stunning, in a series that has been skimpy with beefcake, so I wanted to do a profile of actor Evan Jachelski.
Evan was born in September 2003, and grew up in Hanover, Pennsylvania, a rural community about an hour north of Baltimore. He is close enough to his Polish heritage to know some slang terms: badooshk, asshole; kutas, cock; chuj, cock; palka, big cock.
Apparently he needs to describe his cock quite often.
He attended South West High School, where he played football, and trained with the Baltimore Improv Group.
He graduated in 2022, and moved to Los Angeles to become an actor, starting with commercials for Peloton exercise equipment (playing a buffed sufer) and Reebok shoes.
In a 2023 episode of Dave: the mild-mannered wannabe rapper (Dave Burd) returns to Philadelphia to look up the childhood Girl of His Dreams, who stuck him in the friend zone. He's homophobic, referring to the jock who won her as a c*cksucker, but also into guys, at least according to some photos that show him rimming.
Evan played "Matt's Replacement," presumably someone who took over for Dave's roommate / manager, Matt (Andrew Santino, left). But I couldn't find him in the episode. Maybe he wasn't blond.
For a more serious artistic turn, Evan starred in The Red Market (2024), a short that made the film festival circuit and won some awards. Drowning in debt, Zephyr (Evan) contacts a secret organization to sell his body parts.
Gay actor Ramiro Leal plays the mad doctor, and Maddox Anaya (gay) and Ryan Rathburn (unknown, left) play shirtless hunks. Actually, from what I can tell from the teaser, it's all shirtless hunks.
More after the break