Showing posts with label perfect penis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label perfect penis. Show all posts

Researching Matt Lloyd's practically perfect penis. With many competing cocks, and the rules for rating them

 


The penis is my favorite part of a man's body, not only because of what it can do (or I can do with it), but because of its aesthetic beauty.










The guy may be tall and thin, with long hands and multi-ringed fingers.

He may have a long, angular face and beady rodent-eyes.  



He may have toothpick-thin arms and a shallow chest.   

He may have the personality of a marsupial.

But when he drops his pants, everything else fades away.  When have you ever seen an unattractive cock?

I recentlly profiled Johnny Karn, who played one of Alex's boyfriends on Modern Family and a virgin podcaster on Scream: The Series.  His aroused cock is magnificent, one of the most beautiful I've ever seen.  

And a few days ago, an example of a perfect soft cock appeared on the celebrity cock subreddit,  It met every criterion of perfection:
  • The cock should hang down to just above the ball sack.
  • The shaft should be about twice as long as it is thick.
  • The head should be slight larger than the shaft, but not a mushroom.
  • No thick veins should be visible.
  • The color should be consistent throughout.


The subreddit said that he was Matt Lloyd, appearing nude in something called Here & Now






















We see his butt, too, if anyone cares.   Personally, I wanted more cock shots, or a video.  Hopefully aroused, maybe even a j/o.

That's where the problem began.  There are a dozen actors named Matt Lloyd (to be precise, our Matt is #14).  And at least a dozen movies, tv shows, podcasts, and record albums called Here & Now appeared between 2015 and 2025.


More after the break.  Caution: Explicit.