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In the earlier scenes of this episode, Kelvin attempts a reconciliation, but when he sees that Keefe is doing fine without him, he gets all bitchy and flubs it. Later, he "works some things out," apparently decides to pursue the heterosexual trajectory, and prepares to ask Taryn for a date. As they are putting away gym mats and flirting....
The Second Reconciliation Attempt: Keefe enters with a rocking chair carved with Kelvin's name on a tree. This is way too much for a "let's stay friends" gift: he is attempting a reconciliation. You're the one who left, dude. You could just ask to get back together.
He is not wearing a sexy outfit; actually he is sweaty and rather disheveled, as if he rushed over the moment he finished the chair.
Why a rocking chair for an athletic 34-year old? "This is true love: we'll be together forever." I am reminded of Robert Browning's famous lines from "Rabbi ben Ezra": "Grow old with me -- the best is yet to be." But viewers may be more familiar with John Lennon's version:
Grow old along with me. Two branches of one tree.
Face the setting sun when the day is done
Or Tom Odell's:
Grow old with me. Let us share what we see, and the best it could be
You'll be the one who makes me hurt, makes me come
Makes me feel like I'm real
Keefe expected Kelvin to be alone to accept his gesture. Nope, Taryn is there. He knows that the youth group has just ended out, and that Taryn is the new assistant youth minister; why wouldn't she be there?
Kelvin looks nervous and decidedly guilty, as if he has been caught cheating; he pulls Keefe into a bro-hug, asks inane questions ("Is that chair made of wood?"), and stammers "We were just...um...we..." until Taryn takes over and explains that they are just working together.
Platonic pal advocates, pay attention: Taryn wouldn't think it necessary to inform Kelvin's buddy that he has nothing to worry about, they are not having an affair. Either she has inferred that they are lovers, or one of the guys told her.
Keefe turns on the jealousy, and asks if Taryn has replaced him. As assistant youth minister, of course. But he means as a romantic partner.
Angry at the implication, maybe feeling guilty because he was planning to start a relationship, Kelvin plays along: he asks Taryn to give them a moment alone, touching her affectionately on the back to usher her out, exactly as you would ask your girlfriend to give you a moment to talk to your ex.
Keefe continues to lash out, demanding to know if Kelvin and Taryn have had a "physical connection." Romantic but not sexual partner advocates, pay attention: Kelvin and Keefe must have had a sexual relationship, or Keefe wouldn't think to ask about sex with his "replicant."
More fighting after the break