Bryan Blanco and Brandon Rossel: Are the "Ultraviolet" teens boyfriends or buddies? With a nude baseballer and possible Brandon d*ck
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Pontius Gemstone, the Boy Named Stacy, and the Erotic Alphabet. With a special appearance by Gideon Gemstone.
Stacy awoke with Pontius' arms wrapped around him, his head on Pontius' chest, and his hand cupping his butt cheek. Pontius was aroused, rock hard, his gorgeous cock rising into the air like a flagpole! Stacy couldn't help reaching down to stroke it.
"Mmm...keep doing that." His eyes still closed, Pontius took Stacy's hand and helped him squeeze harder.
"Sorry, I didn't know you were awake."
"I try not to sleep when you're lying in my arms. I don't want to miss any of it." He leaned up, and they kissed, both of them hard and pressing together.
"Good morning." Pontius' gaze was intense, yet warm, comforting, loving.
"I love you," Stacy said.
Instead of saying "I love you" back, Pontius moved down and started sucking his cock! "Well, this says love, doesn't it?," he thought as Pontius' tongue darted around the head, and his lips moved up and down the shaft. Or maybe it doesn't. It says that he likes cocks.
Suddenly Pontius leapt out of bed. "Be right back -- gotta pee." He bounced to the bathroom, his cock still sticking out in front of him.
While listening to the pee-sounds -- why was that erotic? -- Stacy looked around the room: New dresser, desk cluttered with books and headphones, a map of the world taped to the wall, drawings of car designs, a bookcase with mostly Matchbox car models, three dusty guitars that no one had ever used, a glowing neon P.
Pontius had replaced a poster of a bikini babe with a muscleman because Stacy asked him to, and cleared a drawer for some shirts, socks, and underwear, but it was still his room, Pontius with capital P, in the house he shared with his brother.
They met last July, when Stacy was shot in the Gator Farm Massacre, and Pontius visited him at the hospital. Since they, they had hung out almost every day.
There were movies, concerts, plays, Queer Youth Game Nights. dinner at Jason's Steakhouse after church, volunteer work, a Halloween Party, Thanksgiving with Stacy's family, Christmas with the Gemstones, New Year's Eve in Myrtle Beach -- yet whenever Stacy hinted at moving in together, or getting their own place, Pontius deflected, changed the subject, or bounced out of the room, and God forbid he say "I love you." Did he think of Stacy as a boyfriend or a buddy? 
"So, what were we talking about?"
Sound of the water running, a towel being yanked, and then Pontius rushed out of the bathroom. How was he still aroused?
"So, what were we talking about?"
"Me on my stomach, I think," Stacy said.
"No, on your back. I want to look at you."
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Jordan Scott and Noah: Stunt performer, nude model, and Zac Efron double with a bodybuilder son and some dick pics
Jordan Scott is a Fayetteville, Georgia-based actor and stunt performer with 66 credits listed on the IMDB, including Sleepy Hollow, Captain America: Civil War, The Originals, Miracle Workers, The Righteous Gemstones, and The Walking Dead.
He has doubled for Nick Jonas, Jeremy Renner, Jack O'Connell, Josh Fadem, Casper Van Dien (although this is Casper's butt), and many other actors.
Including Zac Efron three times.
I haven't found out much more about Jordan. He seems to be doing some fitness training, and he has some sponsors.
He's done some nude modeling. Maybe even some gay porn.
And he has a bodybuilder son.
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"The Thursday Murder Club": Retirees solve murders. With Pierce Brosnan, Tom Ellis in a kilt, some gay hints, and bonus d*cks
The Tuesday Murder Club is currently #2 on Netflix. Residents of an old person's home solving a "cozy murder" doesn't sound appealing, except that one of those old people is Pierce Brosnan, the suave, sophisticated, and well hung (according to Adam Devine) leading man of 1980s tv.
Scene 1: In May 1973, a man is walking back from the pub to the flat of his girlfriend (heterosexual identity established in Minute 1), when he heard two voices arguing. Suddenly the girlfriend falls from a second-floor window. She has been stabbed. A masked intruder rushes away. By the time the police arrive, she is dead.
In the present, three old people discuss the case in a palatial drawing room. I'll call them by their jobs before the retired: Labor Union Activist (Pierce Brosnan), Psychiatrist (Ben Kingsley), and Spy (Helen Mirren). Nothing had been taken from the flat, so robbery is an unlikely motive. The boyfriend, Peter Mercer, mechanic (played by Will Stevens), disappeared soon after the murder. But did she die from the fall or the knife wound? How long does it take to bleed out? They need someone with medical expertise to help.
Scene 2: Establishing shot of the old people's home, Cooper's Chase, an ornate palace that must belong to royalty. A retired Doctor and her adult daughter tour the painting classes, archery lessons, and llamas used as comfort animals. Whew, I'm moving in. Inside, they run into the Murder Club with their diagrams and crime scene photos. Daughter is shocked, but Doctor is intrigued.
Daughter doesn't want her mother living there, but Doctor insists (it's usually the opposite in the States). She wants to make new friends, and she can't do that in an apartment in a city full of young people: they don't want anything to do with her. Really? Since I turned...um, whatever age this is... the twinks have been banging down my door.
When Daughter leaves, the Doctor rushes downstairs to get the details of the Thursday Murder Club. They can use her medical skills to solve the cold case, so she's in!
Scene 3: Evil Ian (David Tennant, left) drives through a quaint village (now I'm depressed; we don't have quaint villages in the States). On the phone, Lloyd (not listed on the IMDB) tells him that his wife wants the house, the car, and the apartment in Majorca. Back story: she's divorcing him because he was unfaithful. Heterosexual identity established immediately.
At the Red Lion pub, Evil Ian tells his Buddy Lloyd his evil scheme: to maximize his assets, he's going to go forward with clearing out a cemetary to build something disrespectful. Who cares if grandma's remains are still there? "Oh, and we're also tearing down Cooper's Chase, the old people's home."
"But the old people won't like it. And some of them were very rich and powerful in their day."
"Who cares? It's my bloody land. The only real issue is Tony Curran, part owner of Cooper's Chase. He won't agree to the demolition because his Auntie is a resident."
Left: Lloyd isn't listed in the IMDB, but maybe the subtitle writer made a mistake, and his buddyy is Bogdan, played by Henry Lloyd-Hughes (his penis is sort of visible).
Evil Ian wants to hire Buddy Bogdan to manage the destruction project.
"Sure, I'll take the job, but Tony Curran is a dangerous man. Maybe he kill you."
More about Bogdan: he's a Polish immigrant who needs the work to send money home to his elderly mother.
Scene 4: At Cooper's Chase, Dangerous Tony Curran has brought biscuits (cookies) for his Auntie ("your favorite," of course -- everybody in movies is always told that whatever they are eating is their favorite).
The Thursday Murder Club walks by and says hello. The Doctor asks who he is, and they explain -- but we already know, so the explanation is unnecessary, except the assertion that "he's on our side," against Evil Ian's scheme to destroy the home. Another movie about people saving things, yawn. When are we going to get to the murder?
On to cake and the cold case: In 1973, the boyfriend of the defenestrated girl was questioned and released, not a suspect. But the only female police officer, Inspector Penny, wasn't so sure. She asked to bring him in for re-questioning, but "the boys' club closed ranks," and he vanished. Something fishy about it. Still not important to the plot.
Inspector Penny, by the way, was a member of the Thursday Murder Club, and brought in the case. But she is in the hospice wing now, dying, so she can't contribute any more.
Scene 5: Cut to the hospice wing where the Spy s telling the comatose Inspector Penny about their new member. Holding her hand and calling her "darling"? Are they girlfriends? No, there's a man sitting with her, too, doubtless her husband. And he asks the Spy "How is Stephen?", thus establish her heterosexual identity at Minute 14. Tease that she's gay, and then immediately mention her husband! They did that on purpose.
The Spy and Inspector Penny's Husband spend a lot of screen time discussing how much they love their spouses. Then Spy returns to her apartment to interact with her husband, who has dementia and doesn't remember thiings.
I'm fast-forwarding. I signed up for murder, not "Silver Threads among the Gold."
Darling, I am growing old. Silver threads among the gold
Shine upon my brow today. Life is fading fast away.
Shine upon my brow today. Life is fading fast away.
Scene 6: A Cop is is giving a roomful of residents tips on home security. The Spy asks about the 1973 murder, confusing her. Plus, when she glances out the window, Cooper's Chase security has booted her police car for illegal parking, har har.
Since she won't be going anywhere for awhile, they invite her to lunch and a tour of the grounds. The Activist gets a visit from his son, Jason (Tom Ellis, top photo and left), a famous boxer, now retired after an injury and taking gigs like Celebrity Master Chef and Dancing on Ice.
The Activist is established as heterosexual in Minute 21, and I'll bet this whole scene was just a set up for Jason to fall in love with the Cop.
And where's that murder?
They notice Evil Ian and Dangerous Tony Curran arguing: "Destroying Cooper's Chase and kicking out all the old people is essential to my evil plan! I'll do anything -- anything -- to get it done!"
"My Auntie's here, so I won't permit it! It will never happen, as long as I'm alive!"
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